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ChrisR430
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5/28/2019 | 11:48:27 AM
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I guess the new security policy works, but it really makes bio breaks a hassle
Bleachers
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Bleachers,
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5/27/2019 | 1:12:56 PM
Padlocked systems cartoon caption
Don't tell me I can't overclock!
RetiredUser
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RetiredUser,
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5/25/2019 | 12:27:45 PM
Not an Entry - Just for Fun
"Well, if you hadn't made us skip the Lockpicking Village at DEF CON this year, MAYBE this wouldn't be an issue!"
PaulV972
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PaulV972,
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5/24/2019 | 2:01:32 PM
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I told you we should worry abit more about vendor lock-in.
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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5/23/2019 | 8:50:19 AM
Re: Pending Review
Ben saw that management takes locked-down situations very seriously.

 
JohnGarret
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5/22/2019 | 4:13:36 PM
AI 2
We were told we were working with artificial intelligence.

Not that they force us to be the "artificial intelligence" for "User any customer or Vendor name"
JohnGarret
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JohnGarret,
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5/22/2019 | 4:08:58 PM
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Where is artificial intelligence when it's most needed?
Joe Stanganelli
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5/22/2019 | 3:43:08 PM
j04
"Cheer up. Tomorrow we get to wear jeans."
Joe Stanganelli
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5/22/2019 | 3:42:24 PM
j03
"Hey, if you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't have anything to complain about."
Joe Stanganelli
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5/22/2019 | 3:41:08 PM
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"I knew there'd be trouble once their non-compete clause was struck down as invalid."
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