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5/10/2019
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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ChrisR430
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ChrisR430,
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5/28/2019 | 11:48:27 AM
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I guess the new security policy works, but it really makes bio breaks a hassle
Bleachers
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Bleachers,
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5/27/2019 | 1:12:56 PM
Padlocked systems cartoon caption
Don't tell me I can't overclock!
Christian Bryant
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Christian Bryant,
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5/25/2019 | 12:27:45 PM
Not an Entry - Just for Fun
"Well, if you hadn't made us skip the Lockpicking Village at DEF CON this year, MAYBE this wouldn't be an issue!"
PaulV972
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PaulV972,
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5/24/2019 | 2:01:32 PM
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I told you we should worry abit more about vendor lock-in.
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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5/23/2019 | 8:50:19 AM
Re: Pending Review
Ben saw that management takes locked-down situations very seriously.

 
JohnGarret
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JohnGarret,
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5/22/2019 | 4:13:36 PM
AI 2
We were told we were working with artificial intelligence.

Not that they force us to be the "artificial intelligence" for "User any customer or Vendor name"
JohnGarret
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JohnGarret,
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5/22/2019 | 4:08:58 PM
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Where is artificial intelligence when it's most needed?
Joe Stanganelli
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5/22/2019 | 3:43:08 PM
j04
"Cheer up. Tomorrow we get to wear jeans."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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5/22/2019 | 3:42:24 PM
j03
"Hey, if you have nothing to hide, you shouldn't have anything to complain about."
Joe Stanganelli
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5/22/2019 | 3:41:08 PM
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"I knew there'd be trouble once their non-compete clause was struck down as invalid."
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