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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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12/12/2017 | 3:37:22 PM
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Gee, these virtual reality goggles work great!!! 
cybermonk
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cybermonk,
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12/12/2017 | 12:44:55 PM
Outsourcing
That's it, next year we start outsourcing toy production.
mark.reedy
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mark.reedy,
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12/11/2017 | 4:43:26 PM
Look what I bought!
Look what I bought Santa! I might not know how to use it or what it does but there was a 97% End of Year discount!
chrisbanm
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12/11/2017 | 11:50:05 AM
Virtually
Hey Mr. C.,

Christmas is virtually in the bag!
bestunderpar
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12/8/2017 | 1:10:00 PM
Hardened
and so they "Hardened the Shop for GDPR Compliance" just like you told us....
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12/8/2017 | 11:34:51 AM
all about perception
We've been thinking about this all wrong, Mr C!  It's all about perception. Give everyone good VR glasses and we can convince them this block of wood is their desired gift. Think of the ROI!!!
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12/7/2017 | 3:03:38 AM
Nailed it!
"Look Santa, I just fixed all the security loopholes."

 

 "Yea Yea, You just nailed it." 
chip1805
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12/7/2017 | 12:50:39 AM
'Tis the Season
In hindsight, Santa should have listened to the IT department and trained all the users before rolling out the new VR headsets.
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12/6/2017 | 9:37:36 AM
Name That Toon
Santa, what do you think about the new prototype for Virtual Reality: Cracker Barrel???

 

 
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12/4/2017 | 4:21:46 PM
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