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9/11/2018
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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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9/11/2018 | 2:35:49 PM
Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Winner gets a $25 Amazon gift card! 
MatthewN117
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MatthewN117,
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9/11/2018 | 5:08:38 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Our information security department recently implemented keyboard airgaps for repeat offenders."
Mikegyvr
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9/11/2018 | 6:08:58 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Always the innovator, Ed demonstrated his take on the stand-up desk.
itgrrl
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itgrrl,
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9/12/2018 | 2:41:24 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Interns at the White House trial their latest Presidential tweet management plan."
KCondit
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KCondit,
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9/13/2018 | 11:41:31 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Well, I guess the problem wasn't between his chair and his keyboard after all.
LouieInSeattle
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LouieInSeattle,
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9/13/2018 | 1:06:45 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
I guess Joe needs more than one chance to enter his password! 
NinjaIzuna
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9/13/2018 | 6:51:24 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
His code must not be compiling again. 
waltonob
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9/12/2018 | 1:04:39 PM
MFA Level 10
And you thought it was dumb when Security added "Something you can do" as an authentication factor.
jrig1842
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9/12/2018 | 2:58:14 PM
Management Material
Donald was never a very grounded individual, but he is certainly a high-flyer!
wfishburne
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9/12/2018 | 4:25:17 PM
Caption
Paul wasn't kidding when he said he wanted agile developers.
dj_droo
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dj_droo,
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9/13/2018 | 10:29:16 AM
The Hanging Desk
The trend in desk positions has reached it's final stage; from sitting, to standing, now to hanging.
JoeMetzger
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9/13/2018 | 12:03:06 PM
Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Chuck says "All this time I thought they were saying fishing ..."
ragediver24
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9/13/2018 | 1:08:29 PM
Caption Contest
When one of your coworkers doubles as a secret agent. 
Hashbergerm
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Hashbergerm,
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9/13/2018 | 6:45:28 PM
Hanging Table
George was looking for another at computer security from a different angle.
ThomasW452
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ThomasW452,
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9/14/2018 | 8:05:35 AM
Need My Fix
Hey, Guys, the boss has boobytrapped the coffee machine again
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
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9/14/2018 | 9:47:16 AM
Risky business
Rick is testing one of the new options for the "Houdini" security package.
sbates85001
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sbates85001,
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9/14/2018 | 9:59:47 AM
just a test...
George found that the link to "tie me up" was actually a phishing test...
LENRAMIREZJR
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9/14/2018 | 10:21:44 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Must. Get. Leah Remini's passcode..."
ericap35
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ericap35,
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9/14/2018 | 3:11:51 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Password hang over 2FA!
Unhappymeal
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Unhappymeal,
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9/19/2018 | 12:20:13 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
The floor is Child Support.
OrleeB996
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9/16/2018 | 11:44:51 AM
Name that toon entry
This is Jim's newest attempt at effective two factor authentication.
drmrs
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drmrs,
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9/16/2018 | 5:22:41 PM
Risky Business (September 2018)
An employee named "Hanging Chad" never fully recovered from an earlier era.
tm1971
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9/17/2018 | 2:24:44 AM
Risky Business (September 2018)
Latest anti-shoulder-surfing (aSS) password protection PoC.
tcorbeill
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9/17/2018 | 9:02:19 AM
Name that Toon: Risky Business (September 2018)
"Great... someone call security, Dave fell for another phising attack."
rzaleski081
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9/17/2018 | 2:03:31 PM
Re: Name that Toon: Risky Business (September 2018)
HR's new office inversion workspace which will fix any sore back from sitting too long.
jridgeii
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9/17/2018 | 4:31:05 PM
Name that Toon: Risky Business
No more PEBKAC errors
dan91266
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9/17/2018 | 7:19:49 PM
Risky Business
In Russia, application hangs YOU!
M0nk3
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M0nk3,
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9/19/2018 | 2:14:21 AM
Caller stated he was havening an issue with his new desk.
Thank you for calling techincal support.  My name is George.  How can I assist you?
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9/19/2018 | 10:07:22 AM
Pen Test?
When they asked me to do a pen test, I wasn't thinking of this!
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9/19/2018 | 1:59:55 PM
Cartoon Caption
Apparently Ctl + Alt + Delete has a new feature after this months patches...
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