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9/11/2018
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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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OrleeB996
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9/16/2018 | 11:44:51 AM
Name that toon entry
This is Jim's newest attempt at effective two factor authentication.
ericap35
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9/14/2018 | 3:11:51 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
Password hang over 2FA!
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9/14/2018 | 10:21:44 AM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
"Must. Get. Leah Remini's passcode..."
sbates85001
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9/14/2018 | 9:59:47 AM
just a test...
George found that the link to "tie me up" was actually a phishing test...
blightsey3921
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9/14/2018 | 9:47:16 AM
Risky business
Rick is testing one of the new options for the "Houdini" security package.
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9/14/2018 | 8:05:35 AM
Need My Fix
Hey, Guys, the boss has boobytrapped the coffee machine again
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9/13/2018 | 6:51:24 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
His code must not be compiling again. 
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9/13/2018 | 6:45:28 PM
Hanging Table
George was looking for another at computer security from a different angle.
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9/13/2018 | 1:08:29 PM
Caption Contest
When one of your coworkers doubles as a secret agent. 
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9/13/2018 | 1:06:45 PM
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I guess Joe needs more than one chance to enter his password! 
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