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9/13/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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HPERPER
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HPERPER,
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9/25/2019 | 3:23:54 PM
Sock Puppets
Well..they match, so I guess we passed.  How do we prevent the constant oversight?
harrismc
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9/25/2019 | 2:29:22 PM
Soc puppets
That is not what I had in mind when we asked for a  2 SOC assessment
thekob96
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9/25/2019 | 2:24:04 PM
First day on the job
I don't want to alarm you... but being that you are the first female software engineer that our company has hired...?  You might find that there are those within your department who are a little curious about your presence here.
Hazbro
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Hazbro,
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9/22/2019 | 5:13:13 AM
Cartoon Caption Contest
I wish they'd put a sock in it.
vantag
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vantag,
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9/20/2019 | 9:32:19 AM
Re: Write a Caption, Win a Prize
"He's too shy to invite me out face to face!"
jd.daniels
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jd.daniels,
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9/19/2019 | 1:10:29 PM
Creepy
Can we make sure my computer's camera is off? I feel like I am being watched.
kratiw
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kratiw,
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9/19/2019 | 10:10:10 AM
Legal!
I don't think legal is taking our concerns about identity theft seriously.
Tempest2004
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9/18/2019 | 4:12:33 PM
sock puppets
Because Sock Puppets don't get fired for being brutally honest describing the weaknesses of existing security controls.
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9/18/2019 | 12:47:49 PM
Re: shallow fake
It was only then that Sam realized his friend had taken private messaging to a whole new level. 
Deadsnott
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9/18/2019 | 9:44:24 AM
SOCKS puppets
I think he may have misunderstood when I suggested using a SOCKS proxy to bypass the firewall.
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