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11/25/2016
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Joe Stanganelli
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11/25/2016 | 5:18:30 PM
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"I know the IT guy has access to our emails, but does he have to rub it in?"
scooterx8250
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11/28/2016 | 7:04:13 AM
Progress
Apparently it's all Amazon and drones for delivery this year.
Benefiter
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11/28/2016 | 9:51:52 AM
jjdoylecomcast
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jjdoylecomcast,
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11/28/2016 | 12:53:41 PM
Cartoon Santa
Not enough qualified cybersecurity professionals, we had to bring in the Big Guy to help out for the holidays
KarlK136
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11/28/2016 | 1:32:10 PM
Naughty
He thought he could avoid whale phishing by checking his email down here.
bgeisler913
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11/28/2016 | 2:22:59 PM
Caption Contest
"Hi Cindy, who is the new guy?" "I don't know Ted, he is probably just here for the holidays" "I should probably check his credentials, to make sure he isn't being naughty"
rreynolds2118
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11/28/2016 | 3:37:29 PM
Santa
Someone should tell the new guy that this is order fulfillment only, we don't actually deliver!
BlakeK525
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11/28/2016 | 3:40:39 PM
Who's the new guy
Hey, you guys know the contractors- we just figured he dropped in ! Doesn't say much but sure gets crumbs on the keyboard !
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11/28/2016 | 4:57:46 PM
Naughty or Nice
"Novembeard is getting a bit out of hand."
Joe Stanganelli
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11/28/2016 | 7:11:02 PM
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"He's here to install RHEL."
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