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2/13/2016
10:00 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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RetiredUser
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RetiredUser,
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2/13/2016 | 11:09:37 AM
"For the Love" Entry
Linda says:  "Sec. 406 of the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2015 states multi-factor logical access controls include 'Information that is known to the user, such as a password or personal identification number' but it's pretty vague on how it is known."

Roger has a suspicion hiring Linda does not lend to improved "cybersecurity in the United States through enhanced sharing of information about cybersecurity threats, and for other purposes."

(Note: This is not a contest entry, just for the love of the comic!)
nortally
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nortally,
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3/10/2016 | 5:33:05 PM
Write a Caption & Win A Prize
Enter it quick, the plane towing the keyboard flies by to hide it in 30 seconds!
nipsy
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nipsy,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/13/2016 | 12:48:26 PM
caption
Is the six upper or lower case?

 

 

(seriously ive been asked this more than once)
KenM684
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KenM684,
User Rank: Strategist
3/8/2016 | 2:30:45 PM
Re: caption
Is it a G?
doorstepman
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doorstepman,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/13/2016 | 3:15:07 PM
remembering your pin
You're not going to remember your pin by looking at the sky.
JohnD22901
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JohnD22901,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/13/2016 | 3:15:32 PM
Contest Entry
"I can't believe these password reminders are still being sent in plane-text"
hewenthatway
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hewenthatway,
User Rank: Strategist
2/13/2016 | 7:28:34 PM
caption
Well, as you can see, we've been pwned.
RobertG94103
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RobertG94103,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/15/2016 | 1:45:34 PM
Re: caption
'I need to go home and lie down. I 'm suffering from an attack of acute paranoia'
dale_stout
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dale_stout,
User Rank: Strategist
2/13/2016 | 10:40:07 PM
Write a Caption
You'd better get your boarding pass.
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
User Rank: Strategist
2/16/2016 | 6:50:50 AM
Re: Write a Caption
Great caption! Keem em coming. LOL
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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2/16/2016 | 6:50:53 AM
Re: Write a Caption
Great captions! Keem em coming. LOL
gbrags
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gbrags,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 9:10:17 AM
Re: Write a Caption
I know you've had trouble remembering your password, Bob... but this is not the answer. 
dale_stout
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dale_stout,
User Rank: Strategist
2/13/2016 | 10:40:07 PM
Write a Caption
You'd better get your boarding pass.
MarkN684
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MarkN684,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/14/2016 | 1:35:28 AM
Caption
The latest security upgrade to the OPM site
Whoopty
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Whoopty,
User Rank: Ninja
2/15/2016 | 7:47:34 AM
Well
"I have a fool proof way of remembering mine. No-one will ever catch on."
ecote068
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ecote068,
User Rank: Strategist
2/15/2016 | 9:59:35 AM
Write a Caption
Well, we have tremendously decreased the time to reset a user's password!  Now we have to work on limiting who gets to see it.
bradmathis
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bradmathis,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/15/2016 | 10:25:50 AM
Boss, I think you misunderstood!
Hey Boss.  When I told you to consider a cloud based password management system, this is NOT what I meant. #moremoneythansense
SHOLLERAN300
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SHOLLERAN300,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/15/2016 | 10:47:40 AM
The Blind Leading the Blind
"I don't know how you do it, George! I just do ABC123 to remember mine."
clone13
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clone13,
User Rank: Strategist
2/15/2016 | 11:08:44 AM
HR sent me..
HR sent me to talk to you about the company's clean desk policy...
ho3w
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ho3w,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/15/2016 | 1:13:11 PM
Caption
Boss, hiding in plain sight has proven to be more successful than anticipated.
nbower
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nbower,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/15/2016 | 2:12:02 PM
Caption
It's OK boss, that is a one time password, the pilot is jumping out now.
robymag
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robymag,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 6:29:28 AM
The Clean Desk Policy
Boss: "I'm glad you finally agreed with the company Clean Desk Policy I issued last week!"
bkscarface
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bkscarface,
User Rank: Strategist
2/16/2016 | 7:52:26 AM
TOON Contest
Sometimes you just have to look up......
gmgsanchez
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gmgsanchez,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 9:04:26 AM
Captions
Now if I only had more planes for my other passwords. 
theb0x
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theb0x,
User Rank: Ninja
2/16/2016 | 9:05:43 AM
Password reminder...
"We were going to include a CAPTCHA on the sign but no one could read it!"
rev2173
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rev2173,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 9:16:42 AM
Toon Contest
"The flash drive? Well, it was pink...had little red hearts on it...and played a cute little song when I plugged it in..."
dbrisco863
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dbrisco863,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 10:09:48 AM
Cartoon Caption
You know, there is an app for that.
DGB2063
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DGB2063,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 10:40:42 AM
caption
"you couldn't just put a sticky note under the keyboard like everyone else"?
Thomas Smith
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Thomas Smith,
User Rank: Strategist
2/16/2016 | 11:16:18 AM
Cartoon Caption
"There has to be a cheaper way to get your OTP."
phipster
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phipster,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 11:41:56 AM
Cartoon Caption
"You should include at least one special character"
skellator
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skellator,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 11:56:10 AM
Cartoon Caption
"Tower This Is GhostRider Requesting a Flyby"

"Negative Ghostrider, The Pattern Is Full"
mjsanders
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mjsanders,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 1:14:13 PM
Cartoon Caption
"Bill, I've always wondered.... how do you I.T. guys keep track of your passwords?"
UnmoG
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UnmoG,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 3:17:13 PM
He just wants to help
When your buddy works for the NSA...
skellator
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skellator,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 4:43:18 PM
Cartoon Caption
Just "Plane" Stupid
Dunkey
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Dunkey,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 5:32:42 PM
Cartoon Caption
...then John from Desktop told me I shouldn't have given out my password over the phone. But I don't think anything will come of it.
BrunoR250
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BrunoR250,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/16/2016 | 5:39:06 PM
Re: Cartoon Caption
''Now that we reset passwords quarterly, we're going to be much safer!''

''Uh... you do know we only require them to be 8 characters?''

''I use my facebook password for everything!''

 
loamwit
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loamwit,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/17/2016 | 8:37:59 AM
Cartoon Caption
"The media always blows these hacks out of proportion."
PaulT566
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PaulT566,
User Rank: Strategist
2/17/2016 | 8:54:22 AM
Caption contest
The NSA decided to help Bob with his password after hearing him say he forgot what he changed it to.
crimeprophet
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crimeprophet,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/17/2016 | 9:38:04 AM
Cartoon Caption
For security, if you forget a password, all your other passwords are reset.
dritchie
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dritchie,
User Rank: Strategist
2/17/2016 | 10:57:15 AM
Caption
For security, don't write down your password and store it under your keyboard.
sngbrdb
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sngbrdb,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/17/2016 | 2:28:09 PM
Drone Security
Drone Security just became a Thing
Soh0601
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Soh0601,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/17/2016 | 8:24:08 PM
Caption
"It's saying I can't use my dog's name as a password again. What's your dog's name?"
drmrs
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drmrs,
User Rank: Strategist
2/17/2016 | 8:43:06 PM
February 2016 Cartoon Caption Contest
You don't receive airline mileage, when a message appears across the sky with your computer pass word!
rdusek483
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rdusek483,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/18/2016 | 6:31:20 AM
Caption
" . . . and you still wonder how the hackers got the malware installed on the hospital computer???"
DW461
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DW461,
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2/18/2016 | 8:14:46 AM
Caption Winner
Bob finally had to admit that his relationship with his ex-wife, ended badly.
syntax_attack
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syntax_attack,
User Rank: Strategist
2/18/2016 | 9:48:48 AM
Caption Joke
Someone needs to tell the security department that whole "Hackers can't look up" thing is just a myth.
dfoley72
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dfoley72,
User Rank: Strategist
2/26/2016 | 3:35:06 PM
Re: Caption Joke
Remember when you made me promise not to tell anyone your password?
LMokaba
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LMokaba,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/18/2016 | 10:32:52 AM
Caption
"I'm trying to hide all my passwords in plane sight." 
SnoopDoug
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SnoopDoug,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/18/2016 | 12:15:35 PM
Caption
I told you that he wasn't a Nigerian prince.
jeberha3
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jeberha3,
User Rank: Strategist
2/18/2016 | 1:45:19 PM
When you reset my password, did you hit reply all?
When you reset my password, did you hit reply all?
TomR518
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TomR518,
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2/18/2016 | 4:24:22 PM
.
Scott, when are you going to implement encryption so that we can stop sending passwords in planetext?
TomR518
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TomR518,
User Rank: Strategist
2/18/2016 | 5:08:51 PM
caption
If you used two-factor authentication, I can't wait to see what's coming next.
killerbootzc065
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killerbootzc065,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/19/2016 | 8:53:21 AM
caption
That? That, Mr. Robertson is exactly why you've been hired. You must stop these malicious viruses, spambots, intrusions and now hourly fly-bys. We have a laptop with the latest anti-malware and jet fueled for you in the hanger. God-speed Mr. Robertson.
JCornell77
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JCornell77,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/19/2016 | 9:05:47 AM
Cartoon Caption
I don't think the FAA liked your security assessment report.
MM_NJ
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MM_NJ,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/19/2016 | 9:41:34 AM
Caption
I have the same password on my luggage
mfarrall076
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mfarrall076,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/19/2016 | 10:44:25 AM
write a caption....
"I'm so glad you are making use of The Cloud, don't you find it more convenient?"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/20/2016 | 8:00:29 PM
Caption try
The pen testers are charging way too much for overhead.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/20/2016 | 8:06:04 PM
Caption try #2
"Jim, my eyes are up here."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/21/2016 | 11:08:12 AM
Caption try #3
"I'm glad to see you're no longer keeping sticky notes on your monitor, Ed."
Steelheadcase
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Steelheadcase,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/21/2016 | 3:10:51 PM
Caption post
"So Bob, how's that 'Meet Smoking Hot Russian Women' dating site working out?"
snowbiz2016
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snowbiz2016,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/21/2016 | 4:58:14 PM
cartoon caption
I just dont understand why mangement is spending real money and time on somethingn they call " 2 factor authentication" ...its not like our 4 character passwords are weak or avialble to just anyone.
flemingi
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flemingi,
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2/21/2016 | 8:32:13 PM
Now that I have LifeLock, I know that my password is so much more secure.
Now that I have LifeLock, I know that my password is so much more secure.
mikegresham
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mikegresham,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2016 | 10:17:02 AM
Caption
I should have known better than breaking up with an IT Professional with a pilots license!
MaciejJustat
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MaciejJustat,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2016 | 10:59:04 AM
Cartoon Caption
"These automated password resets are getting out of hand."
rbeaman800
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rbeaman800,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2016 | 11:48:12 AM
write a caption password security
" ..well you told me not to write it down!  so i keep it on my facebook page, and it's private, right?!"
RyanSepe
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RyanSepe,
User Rank: Ninja
2/22/2016 | 12:22:55 PM
Soft Token
"I had something else in mind when you told me we were getting soft tokens."
n8clark
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n8clark,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2016 | 10:58:16 AM
The Politic
How long does it usually take to get your password reminder Mr. Trump?
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/23/2016 | 12:31:58 PM
Caption try #4
"I told you not to cut the IT department's bonuses."
Rich37
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Rich37,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2016 | 12:51:00 PM
Caption contest
"It's The Cloud, John...not a cloud."
dococt
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dococt,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/23/2016 | 1:52:04 PM
Cartoon captioning
Okay, okay, I know I've asked you for my password a dozen times. But, well, you know how forgetful I am, can you tell me just one more time?!
wdavis
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wdavis,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2016 | 9:29:02 AM
Cartoon captioning
Don't worry, this is the safest time for your password reminder.  The IT team is too buried in the morning chaos to look up...

'BC'
daharris
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daharris,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2016 | 9:51:10 AM
Cartoon Contest
Milton, after careful analysis the whole department has concluded you have trust issues and in this sense you trust everyone....your comments?
mwillett27601
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2/25/2016 | 11:50:18 AM
Re: Cartoon Contest
.... because, requiring a mix of capital letters, numbers, and symbols makes your password impossible to guess.
BrianN060
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BrianN060,
User Rank: Ninja
2/24/2016 | 10:30:05 AM
Caption
Don't worry.  Legal has copyrighted this password - no one can use it without our permission.  
karnold432
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karnold432,
User Rank: Strategist
2/24/2016 | 11:44:28 AM
Cartoon
I promised not to write my password down on yellow sticky notes under my keyboard anymore and I'm sticking to it!
karnold432
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karnold432,
User Rank: Strategist
2/24/2016 | 11:48:53 AM
Cartoon
Hillary - I heard you learned how to wipe your server, that's great.  You are keeping your Confidential E-Mail's in the cloud now?
PizzaFire
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PizzaFire,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2016 | 12:42:45 PM
Cartoon caption
Are you sure we've been hacked?
grid32
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grid32,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2016 | 4:36:49 PM
Caption
The early days of cloud password managers...
pmueller079
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pmueller079,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/24/2016 | 6:25:05 PM
Caption
Can you give me a heads up – which expense account did you charge for YOUR password reminder app?
Marilyn Cohodas
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2/25/2016 | 8:15:18 AM
Keep those captions coming!
Great submissions so far. Remember the contest ends March 4, so keek 'em coming.
dworley481
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dworley481,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/25/2016 | 9:39:29 AM
cartoon caption
Mr. Smith, most people just write it on a sticky and put it on their monitor.
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
User Rank: Strategist
2/25/2016 | 10:20:35 AM
'toon
That open-government hactivist group said they were going to release something interesting today....
Stormcrowmith
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Stormcrowmith,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/25/2016 | 1:00:07 PM
Toon Caption
So the FBI finally won the SIF case today huh? how long till it back fires?
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/26/2016 | 2:48:28 AM
Caption try #5
"It may be more cost-effective, but Legal says we still have to do traditional breach notification."
kelworthy
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kelworthy,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/26/2016 | 10:44:41 AM
Attempt #1
Frank just realized how their 23 year old Support analyst was able to retire in Tahiti...
hp8069
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hp8069,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/1/2016 | 4:04:40 PM
Re: Attempt #1
We have taken a new approach to password management.   We are storing our passwords in the cloud and you must use windows to access it.
victorhotel
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victorhotel,
User Rank: Strategist
2/26/2016 | 1:46:45 PM
Editors, readers, make the call, who's the funniest of them all?
Don't!! NSA bait!
David N.
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David N.,
User Rank: Strategist
2/26/2016 | 4:04:39 PM
Cartoon caption contest
Tim, I just got a call from Marketting.  Appearently, Mike sent your email to the printer instead of the one that had been approved for the campain.  The mix-up was only detected this morning.  You didn't sent Mike anything sensitive, right?
David N.
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David N.,
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2/26/2016 | 4:13:14 PM
Cartoon caption contest
Jim, I have heard a rumor that your password may not be stored in compliance with our corporate privacy and security policies.  Do you have a minute to talk about it?
Glorfendill
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Glorfendill,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/26/2016 | 5:11:17 PM
Thank you Gene!
Gene, The Security Department would like to thank you for removing the password sticky notes from your desk. Remember Security is everyone's job!
RLambb
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RLambb,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/27/2016 | 10:49:59 PM
Forgot password is not working !
Dont wory about password, we have secured it in the cloud. Just wait for the some time for the rain to deliver it.
RLambb
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RLambb,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/28/2016 | 11:19:25 PM
Spelling Mistake :)
Dont worry about password, we have secured it in the cloud. Just wait some time for the rain to deliver it
crimeprophet
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crimeprophet,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/29/2016 | 6:26:02 PM
Insider Threat
To reduce insider threat dwell time, if you forget a password, all your other passwords are also reset.
David N.
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David N.,
User Rank: Strategist
3/1/2016 | 1:55:32 PM
Cartoon caption contest
Okay, you techies talked me into it.  I hired a company that will store your passwords in the clouds, but this is a lot more expensive than just putting sticky notes on the side of the computer monitor.  Explain to me again how this is going to improve our security.
lalakimmers
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lalakimmers,
User Rank: Guru
3/1/2016 | 9:59:55 PM
Write a caption & Win a Prize
I'm not sure we are on the same page when I called you and said "fly by my office to share your Security Awareness plans"
lalakimmers
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lalakimmers,
User Rank: Guru
3/1/2016 | 9:59:59 PM
Write a caption & Win a Prize
I'm not sure we are on the same page when I called you and said "fly by my office to share your Security Awareness plans"
d4rk.m4tt3r
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d4rk.m4tt3r,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/2/2016 | 10:08:21 AM
Caption
"The hackers' ransom note just flew by our window!"
elor347
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elor347,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/2/2016 | 10:35:24 AM
Caption Contest
Fly Google Airlines
W1T3H4T
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W1T3H4T,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/2/2016 | 12:36:09 PM
Write a caption & Win a Prize
This is not what I meant when I asked you to create a Training and Awarness program.
spayre
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spayre,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/3/2016 | 2:02:03 AM
Write a caption & Win a Prize
"I see that you are no longer using Post-It Notes on your monitor to keep track of your password. Guess that the security awareness training did pay off. Good job and keep it up.."
RichardU368
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RichardU368,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/3/2016 | 10:53:44 AM
The iPhone case
Have you made any progress in the iPhone case agent Smith? If it's too hard, Mr MCoffee is more then eager to help.
Caverat
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Caverat,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/3/2016 | 11:48:13 AM
Write a caption & Win a Prize
Carl comes from the school of hard knocks.

Carl is just beginning to understand the pitfalls of not using secure web sites.

Don't be like Carl.
mjenko597
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mjenko597,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/3/2016 | 9:27:38 PM
Caption
Everyone here already knows what is.  This is for those that forgot.
Rusty.Walker
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Rusty.Walker,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/4/2016 | 11:09:10 AM
Cloud
"This is not the solution I was looking for when I mentioned storing passwords in the cloud."
BrianofBoston
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BrianofBoston,
User Rank: Strategist
3/4/2016 | 11:30:59 AM
Two-Factor Authentication
Our 2-factor authentication policy increases security while allowing us to deliver passwords to users in a more efficient manner. 
hewenthatway
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hewenthatway,
User Rank: Strategist
3/5/2016 | 1:28:40 AM
photo caption
I don't care if you think it's "insecure", Bob.  These user password drones are going to be the future, you'll see.
talk2debra
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talk2debra,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/7/2016 | 8:31:03 AM
Cartoon Caption
This is taking the "password on a stickie note" to a whole new level.
bokiruu0
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bokiruu0,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/8/2016 | 2:53:42 PM
Wirte A caption & Win A prize
"Is your password on everyones radar?"
KenM684
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KenM684,
User Rank: Strategist
3/8/2016 | 2:56:31 PM
The anger passwords engender
I wish someone would do a large scale study to figure out why we get so angry about having to use user ID's and passwords. There are times when I swear someone is about to get violent over having made repeated, unsuccesful attempts to access something only to be denied due to "incorrect information". Certainly people have damaged equipment--their own as well as work equipment--in frustration at having been denied.

"But I know my user name and password!! What is wrong with this effin computer???!!!" The frustrated user will exclaim--with a look of psychotic anger emblazened on their face.

Now, times that by however many users you have in an office and you can feel the nightmare grow. Sometimes getting something fixed isn't just about making things work properly: sometimes it's a necessity in order to avoid great bodily injury.

It can get downright scary.

 
chronomorpheus
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3/10/2016 | 9:27:03 AM
Cartoon Caption
No that's not it, ok try .... 747
FD3
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FD3,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/10/2016 | 2:04:53 PM
Cartoon Caption
Now, I just have to wait for the carrier pigeon to bring me my username. And the IT department said I couldn't implement two factor authenication.
CyberG07
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CyberG07,
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3/11/2016 | 10:42:55 PM
Cartoon Caption
"I guess I can see how you thought I meant plane-text"
F4R4D4YDC414
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F4R4D4YDC414,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/16/2016 | 2:28:34 AM
Re: Cartoon Caption
Contest cloed, and "planetext" already submitted
Markjfowler
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Markjfowler,
User Rank: Strategist
3/21/2016 | 2:40:34 PM
Password Contest
I didn't want to use any "Fly-By-Night" password locker.  Mine only works during the day.
Markjfowler
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Markjfowler,
User Rank: Strategist
3/21/2016 | 2:50:04 PM
Cartoon Caption
We paid the ransom, now we're just waiting for the unlock password.
redburns28
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redburns28,
User Rank: Strategist
5/31/2016 | 1:47:07 AM
Password Caption
"I've forgotten my password..."
cciejeff
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cciejeff,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/14/2017 | 12:59:58 PM
90 day password change.
Looks like today's the day we change our passwords, do you want me to write it down for you before he has passed by?
Kaemansmom
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Kaemansmom,
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2/16/2017 | 11:24:21 AM
Cartoon caption
The writing on the banner would read: TRUMP'S TAG SALE. "After funding his own campaign he needed to sell some of his stuff so he didn't fall into a lower tax bracket and he felt it would be a wiser economical strategy to target a high-end, tower-dwellers demographic. He forgot that "we" work up here too."
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User Rank: Apprentice
5/29/2017 | 12:20:45 AM
Project status update
The horse has already bolted. The alpha project is out of control exceeding its time and budget constraints. It's going to take a horse whisperer to save this!
ANON1251201732560
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ANON1251201732560,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/30/2017 | 11:38:29 AM
Caption Contest
If you did not request this password change, ignore the plane and no action will be taken.
Je6
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Je6,
User Rank: Strategist
8/11/2017 | 7:37:40 AM
Caption Contest
"Yeah, but my username's not on there. They would need both to do anything."
cyernet
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cyernet,
User Rank: Strategist
10/23/2017 | 12:55:48 AM
In the Cloud!
"Forgot your password again, Fred? Well, look in the cloud it's there in our encripted storage", "I'm looking at it now, Melissa, just gimme a sec"
cyernet
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cyernet,
User Rank: Strategist
10/23/2017 | 1:43:27 AM
In the Cloud!
"Well Fred, you need to open the window in order to get into the sign-in page, make sure you have the correct password". "Yes. Ms. Reilly, that's exactly what I did, I'm looking at the cloud now, in no time, I'll be signed-in"
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12/12/2017 | 6:29:44 PM
Cartoon Caption
For the last time Joe, I've crunched the budget numbers over and over and still can't explain why our IT expenses are 100 times industry average.
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2/22/2018 | 12:25:53 PM
​Hiding in ​"​plane​"​ site
No Phil "Hiding in plain Site" is NOT an acceptable password policy
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getjets,
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1/16/2019 | 2:19:21 PM
Cloud Storage
Well MR. CEO, IT policy does not allow storage of company data on personal cloud accounts.  Maybe you can just use your brief case backup device.
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4/22/2019 | 2:07:01 PM
A glance into the penthouse of one of the ex-Presidents and his wife.
Bill: Is that a Russian Mig-29 flying by?

Hillary:  I should have never sent myself that password reminder email...
rongarland1
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rongarland1,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/8/2019 | 3:39:57 PM
Cartoon Contest
"Excuse me? How did you know my password!"
Ghostwolf
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Ghostwolf,
User Rank: Strategist
8/22/2019 | 6:11:58 PM
Cartoon Caption
"Hi Bob, As your CISO it is my job to ensure we are all complying with our security policies.  Yesterday, I removed a sticky note you had taped to the bottom of your keyboard that had your password written on it.  What part of "Do not share or write down your password" did you not understand?."
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jackandjill,
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11/5/2019 | 3:04:10 PM
Write a Caption
Sorry I am level II support
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User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2019 | 10:37:39 AM
Cartoon Caption
I don't know how you do it Smedley.  Passwords just seem to fly out of my head.
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