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Marilyn Cohodas
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5/24/2016 | 9:56:31 AM
We have a new Caption Contest!
Give us your best shot and win an Amazon gift card. 
rkeefer
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rkeefer,
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5/24/2016 | 10:06:44 AM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
"They told me that using different passwords for each site is more secure."
vnge
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vnge,
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5/24/2016 | 5:23:37 PM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
"My password is divided up between these stickies, talk about encryption!"
EricW851
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5/25/2016 | 5:02:56 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
They told me to use multifactor authentication so my username is something I know and my multiple sticky notes with passwords is something I have. 
porkins70
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5/25/2016 | 9:22:32 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
IT said I needed to backup my files to the "physical desk".
porkins70
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porkins70,
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5/25/2016 | 9:55:00 AM
Forgot My Password
Sure, I save a textfile with all of my passwords to the desktop, but why stop there?
porkins70
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porkins70,
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5/25/2016 | 10:04:11 AM
Forgot My Password
The boss said to use Evernote, but all I had was Post-it notes.
braney601
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5/25/2016 | 11:02:46 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
"What do you mean 'Try Piñata' "?
Meleon42
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5/25/2016 | 12:54:42 PM
name that toon: forgot my password
They thought not allowing me to reuse my last 100 passwords would make me just think of new passwords. I now just have more post its!
bboink1
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5/25/2016 | 3:35:38 PM
name that toon: forgot my password
"What? Your's is under you're keyboard"
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