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2/13/2016
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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RetiredUser
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RetiredUser,
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2/13/2016 | 11:09:37 AM
"For the Love" Entry
Linda says:  "Sec. 406 of the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2015 states multi-factor logical access controls include 'Information that is known to the user, such as a password or personal identification number' but it's pretty vague on how it is known."

Roger has a suspicion hiring Linda does not lend to improved "cybersecurity in the United States through enhanced sharing of information about cybersecurity threats, and for other purposes."

(Note: This is not a contest entry, just for the love of the comic!)
nipsy
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nipsy,
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2/13/2016 | 12:48:26 PM
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Is the six upper or lower case?

 

 

(seriously ive been asked this more than once)
doorstepman
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doorstepman,
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2/13/2016 | 3:15:07 PM
remembering your pin
You're not going to remember your pin by looking at the sky.
JohnD22901
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JohnD22901,
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2/13/2016 | 3:15:32 PM
Contest Entry
"I can't believe these password reminders are still being sent in plane-text"
hewenthatway
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hewenthatway,
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2/13/2016 | 7:28:34 PM
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Well, as you can see, we've been pwned.
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2/13/2016 | 10:40:07 PM
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You'd better get your boarding pass.
dale_stout
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2/13/2016 | 10:40:07 PM
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You'd better get your boarding pass.
MarkN684
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2/14/2016 | 1:35:28 AM
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The latest security upgrade to the OPM site
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2/15/2016 | 7:47:34 AM
Well
"I have a fool proof way of remembering mine. No-one will ever catch on."
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2/15/2016 | 9:59:35 AM
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Well, we have tremendously decreased the time to reset a user's password!  Now we have to work on limiting who gets to see it.
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