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12/4/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Dredger23
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12/4/2019 | 3:02:14 PM
Suspect #1 - Santa
I know Dad means well, but if Santa was bad, wouldn't he hack Alexa first?
zydog
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zydog,
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12/4/2019 | 3:08:03 PM
Cameras are cheaper than Dad thought
Do you think we need more angles? Or do you think dad will finally admit that HE brings the presents?
DANDREN554
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DANDREN554,
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12/4/2019 | 3:47:29 PM
You Better Watch Out...
I wanted to surveil Santa while I was sleeping so I installed Amazon's new Ring camera with the neighborhood watchlist facial AI to alert me if it is a "suspicious" individual or if he's the real deal.
ANON1252597614247
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ANON1252597614247,
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12/4/2019 | 5:28:00 PM
Elves hacking IoT
You know that Santa is just going to turn all of those cameras arouind right?
PaulGG4
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12/5/2019 | 6:35:36 AM
Caption
THIS is how you plan to shine a light on Santa's cookie gobbling?
blightsey3921
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12/5/2019 | 9:57:23 AM
who ?
Is this to prove Santa or to catch the Grinch ?
matthewkmiller
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matthewkmiller,
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12/6/2019 | 12:47:50 PM
The Cameras Were Hung
The cameras were hung by the chimney with care, in the hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
GreyW01f
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12/11/2019 | 11:16:15 AM
Re: The Cameras Were Hung
The security cameras indicate a Santa crack...in the firewall.
kratiw
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kratiw,
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12/16/2019 | 2:05:13 PM
Out of Control ....
Well, ITSEC is now officially out of control. They don't even trust Santa.
Tempest2004
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12/20/2019 | 3:18:05 PM
Santa Camera's
Of course I upgraded the firmware and changed the default passwords!  My live stream of Santa's arrival is not going to end up on the Dark Web.
acampbell448
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12/23/2019 | 8:40:12 AM
Santa's Elf?
Does that ELF really work for Santa?   I'm watching to see if he goes with him! 
PLRAMOS
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PLRAMOS,
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12/23/2019 | 9:56:09 AM
Acceptable Use
Did you remember to send Santa our Privacy Policy and Liability Release Form?
acampbell448
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12/27/2019 | 9:48:57 AM
Cloud security?
Don't you think we should move security to the cloud(s)?   Then we could catch him before he lands inside the perimeter......
kiloflash104
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12/30/2019 | 6:23:15 PM
Twinkling Tailgater
"This way I'll catch Rudolph if he tries to tailgate Santa."
perrycarilion
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12/31/2019 | 2:56:01 PM
SDS upgrade
Apparently the extra camera reduces false santa positives by 50%
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