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mamboN5
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mamboN5,
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6/16/2016 | 9:28:28 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
first person says: it's Thursday

second syas: I'm thursty two

3rd says: Lets go get a beer
ScoobsMcGee
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6/15/2016 | 2:32:44 PM
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Could we start a secondary contest to guess what number Cap'n Stanganelli will make it up to?
AllisonC78602
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6/14/2016 | 3:01:51 PM
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I can't save my passwords, that's not safe.
cynrgy
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cynrgy,
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6/14/2016 | 1:31:07 PM
Name That Toon
Hey, can i borrow a sticky note...
cynrgy
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6/14/2016 | 1:30:10 PM
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Hey, can i borrow a sticky note...
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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6/14/2016 | 5:56:32 AM
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"IT won't approve my request for a bigger hard drive, and Legal won't let us use the cloud."
elroyjetson
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elroyjetson,
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6/13/2016 | 11:43:35 AM
Caption this toon
Something is wrong with my AdBlocker.
Joe Stanganelli
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6/13/2016 | 8:51:50 AM
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"Someone stole my recycling bin in 1998."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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6/13/2016 | 8:46:23 AM
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"My workstation is running out of memory space."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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6/12/2016 | 12:08:09 AM
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"What was your third-grade teacher's name, what street did you grow up on, and what was the make and model of your first car? Just out of curiosity."
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