Dark Reading is part of the Informa Tech Division of Informa PLC

This site is operated by a business or businesses owned by Informa PLC and all copyright resides with them.Informa PLC's registered office is 5 Howick Place, London SW1P 1WG. Registered in England and Wales. Number 8860726.

Endpoint

2/13/2016
10:00 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest
50%
50%

Write A Caption & Win A Prize

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption.
We provide the cartoon. You write the caption.

Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Starbucks gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs up for those you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes March. 4.

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

Comment  | 
Print  | 
More Insights
Comments
Newest First  |  Oldest First  |  Threaded View
Page 1 / 14   >   >>
Andres314
50%
50%
Andres314,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/17/2020 | 12:25:15 PM
Pending Review
This comment is waiting for review by our moderators.
martibee
50%
50%
martibee,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2019 | 10:37:39 AM
Cartoon Caption
I don't know how you do it Smedley.  Passwords just seem to fly out of my head.
jackandjill
100%
0%
jackandjill,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/5/2019 | 3:04:10 PM
Write a Caption
Sorry I am level II support
Ghostwolf
100%
0%
Ghostwolf,
User Rank: Strategist
8/22/2019 | 6:11:58 PM
Cartoon Caption
"Hi Bob, As your CISO it is my job to ensure we are all complying with our security policies.  Yesterday, I removed a sticky note you had taped to the bottom of your keyboard that had your password written on it.  What part of "Do not share or write down your password" did you not understand?."
rongarland1
50%
50%
rongarland1,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/8/2019 | 3:39:57 PM
Cartoon Contest
"Excuse me? How did you know my password!"
willgetin
50%
50%
willgetin,
User Rank: Guru
4/22/2019 | 2:07:01 PM
A glance into the penthouse of one of the ex-Presidents and his wife.
Bill: Is that a Russian Mig-29 flying by?

Hillary:  I should have never sent myself that password reminder email...
getjets
50%
50%
getjets,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/16/2019 | 2:19:21 PM
Cloud Storage
Well MR. CEO, IT policy does not allow storage of company data on personal cloud accounts.  Maybe you can just use your brief case backup device.
capntypo
50%
50%
capntypo,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/22/2018 | 12:25:53 PM
​Hiding in ​"​plane​"​ site
No Phil "Hiding in plain Site" is NOT an acceptable password policy
smlayne123
100%
0%
smlayne123,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/12/2017 | 6:29:44 PM
Cartoon Caption
For the last time Joe, I've crunched the budget numbers over and over and still can't explain why our IT expenses are 100 times industry average.
cyernet
50%
50%
cyernet,
User Rank: Strategist
10/23/2017 | 1:43:27 AM
In the Cloud!
"Well Fred, you need to open the window in order to get into the sign-in page, make sure you have the correct password". "Yes. Ms. Reilly, that's exactly what I did, I'm looking at the cloud now, in no time, I'll be signed-in"
Page 1 / 14   >   >>
Exploits Released for As-Yet Unpatched Critical Citrix Flaw
Jai Vijayan, Contributing Writer,  1/13/2020
Microsoft to Officially End Support for Windows 7, Server 2008
Kelly Sheridan, Staff Editor, Dark Reading,  1/13/2020
Active Directory Needs an Update: Here's Why
Raz Rafaeli, CEO and Co-Founder at Secret Double Octopus,  1/16/2020
Register for Dark Reading Newsletters
White Papers
Video
Cartoon Contest
Write a Caption, Win a Starbucks Card! Click Here
Latest Comment: This comment is waiting for review by our moderators.
Current Issue
The Year in Security: 2019
This Tech Digest provides a wrap up and overview of the year's top cybersecurity news stories. It was a year of new twists on old threats, with fears of another WannaCry-type worm and of a possible botnet army of Wi-Fi routers. But 2019 also underscored the risk of firmware and trusted security tools harboring dangerous holes that cybercriminals and nation-state hackers could readily abuse. Read more.
Flash Poll
[Just Released] How Enterprises are Attacking the Cybersecurity Problem
[Just Released] How Enterprises are Attacking the Cybersecurity Problem
Organizations have invested in a sweeping array of security technologies to address challenges associated with the growing number of cybersecurity attacks. However, the complexity involved in managing these technologies is emerging as a major problem. Read this report to find out what your peers biggest security challenges are and the technologies they are using to address them.
Twitter Feed
Dark Reading - Bug Report
Bug Report
Enterprise Vulnerabilities
From DHS/US-CERT's National Vulnerability Database
CVE-2014-5007
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-17
Directory traversal vulnerability in the agentLogUploader servlet in ZOHO ManageEngine Desktop Central (DC) and Desktop Central Managed Service Providers (MSP) edition before 9 build 90055 allows remote attackers to write to and execute arbitrary files as SYSTEM via a .. (dot dot) in the filename pa...
CVE-2020-5397
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-17
Spring Framework, versions 5.2.x prior to 5.2.3 are vulnerable to CSRF attacks through CORS preflight requests that target Spring MVC (spring-webmvc module) or Spring WebFlux (spring-webflux module) endpoints. Only non-authenticated endpoints are vulnerable because preflight requests should not incl...
CVE-2019-17635
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-17
Eclipse Memory Analyzer version 1.9.1 and earlier is subject to a deserialization vulnerability if an index file of a parsed heap dump is replaced by a malicious version and the heap dump is reopened in Memory Analyzer. The user must chose to reopen an already parsed heap dump with an untrusted inde...
CVE-2019-19339
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-17
It was found that the Red Hat Enterprise Linux 8 kpatch update did not include the complete fix for CVE-2018-12207. A flaw was found in the way Intel CPUs handle inconsistency between, virtual to physical memory address translations in CPU's local cache and system software's Paging structure entries...
CVE-2007-6070
PUBLISHED: 2020-01-17
** REJECT ** DO NOT USE THIS CANDIDATE NUMBER. ConsultIDs: CVE-2008-1382. Reason: This candidate is a reservation duplicate of CVE-2008-1382. Notes: All CVE users should reference CVE-2008-1382 instead of this candidate. All references and descriptions in this candidate have been removed to prevent ...