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7/10/2018
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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3milio
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3milio,
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8/3/2018 | 12:14:07 PM
Name That Toon: Mobile Threat caption
"Just hold down the power button.  I can't seem to do anything."
3milio
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3milio,
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8/3/2018 | 12:06:02 PM
Name That Toon: Mobile Threat caption
"Yes, I came preinstalled. But no, you can't uninstall me.  Anything else?"
anroi
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anroi,
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8/3/2018 | 6:48:36 AM
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Okay, how may I help you today genie?
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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7/30/2018 | 11:52:46 PM
jgen11
"I bet you'll wish you didn't post that."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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7/30/2018 | 11:34:46 PM
jgen10
"I'm not here for you. Your mom wished you'd get a haircut. Hold still."
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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7/30/2018 | 3:43:18 PM
Re: New Dark Reading Caption contest!
Oh well if you want to bank with Wells Fargo....
ProgramOne
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ProgramOne,
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7/30/2018 | 12:29:28 PM
Caption for Image
Your SysAdmin is busy, So I moonlight granting IT Wishes.  So you wish your electronic device to do what again ???
Jeff Stebelton
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Jeff Stebelton,
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7/30/2018 | 11:08:07 AM
Caption Contest
What? You were expecting maybe Barbara Eden?
mcnaughtont
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mcnaughtont,
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7/27/2018 | 3:56:28 PM
Name That Toon: Mobile Threat
Sorry, once you post it online it's there for ever, there is no delete button for internet"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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7/27/2018 | 3:50:40 PM
jgen09
"That's right, any wish you want. You just have to consent to allowing me to sell the content of your wishes matched to your name, phone number, and Facebook account."
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