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11/11/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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bobhobbit
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bobhobbit,
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12/19/2019 | 11:30:30 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
bobhobbit
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bobhobbit,
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12/19/2019 | 11:29:37 AM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
Germs Shmerms ! I don't care what you say this new guy has serious touchscreen issues.
bhymer
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bhymer,
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12/10/2019 | 4:17:34 AM
Name that Tune
Our Endpoint Protection system is a little outdated... 
firozb
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firozb,
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12/6/2019 | 12:30:30 AM
Spear phishing campaigns
When I requested protection from spear phishing campaigns, I didn't quite expect this.
mehulpruthi
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mehulpruthi,
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12/5/2019 | 2:02:56 AM
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Desktop: My enemies think they can destroy my data. These noobs are unaware of desktop virtualization.
ey3432
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ey3432,
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12/2/2019 | 5:58:45 PM
pen test
"When corporate said they were hiring a new penetration tester, I was definitely not expecting this."
matthewkmiller
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User Rank: Strategist
12/2/2019 | 11:47:54 AM
Medieval
When I heard him say he was about to get medieval on the malicious actors, I didn't take him literally.
steve@tvstrategies.com
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[email protected],
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11/27/2019 | 2:26:57 PM
Re: Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"This is nothing - he does Civil War re-enactments on weekends!"
Lomax6996
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11/27/2019 | 9:22:00 AM
Name That Toon: Endpoint Protection
"Find out who hired this new Pen Tester!"
DANDREN554
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11/25/2019 | 11:17:13 AM
from the ministry of silly cyber offense
We are no longer the knights who say SPAMALOT! We are now the knights who say dilly dilly trojan horse!
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