Operations

2/6/2018
10:00 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
Cartoon Contest
50%
50%

Name That Toon: Disappearing Act

We provide the cartoon. You provide the caption.
We provide the cartoon. You provide the caption.

Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs up for those you find funny; thumbs down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes March 9.

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

Comment  | 
Print  | 
More Insights
Comments
Newest First  |  Oldest First  |  Threaded View
Page 1 / 9   >   >>
justanotherengineer
50%
50%
justanotherengineer,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/14/2018 | 1:46:00 PM
caption
"Guess there is a new opening in the department  . . . "
weadick
50%
50%
weadick,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/14/2018 | 9:18:18 AM
Name That Toon: Disappearing Act
He found a pothole in the Dark Web...
TheLoneArranger
0%
100%
TheLoneArranger,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/9/2018 | 6:50:49 PM
Name the Toon: Dissappearing Act
Bugger! Charlie had his ID stolen!
strider871
0%
100%
strider871,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/9/2018 | 10:41:07 AM
I knew we shouldn't have moved our office to Florida!
.
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/9/2018 | 1:22:07 AM
js22
"Okay, who farted?"
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/9/2018 | 1:21:13 AM
js21
"I warned him about using 'killall'!"
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/9/2018 | 1:19:16 AM
js20
"Well, I hope he saved his work."
4thepurchase
50%
50%
4thepurchase,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/8/2018 | 3:50:06 PM
IDIDIT
Hey Bob Oh Hey Alex
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/8/2018 | 2:54:38 PM
js19
"I'm not sure our BC/DR plan addresses this..."
Joe Stanganelli
0%
100%
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
3/8/2018 | 2:53:37 PM
js18
"I told him he should have forwarded that email."
Page 1 / 9   >   >>
'Hidden Tunnels' Help Hackers Launch Financial Services Attacks
Kelly Sheridan, Staff Editor, Dark Reading,  6/20/2018
Tesla Employee Steals, Sabotages Company Data
Jai Vijayan, Freelance writer,  6/19/2018
Inside a SamSam Ransomware Attack
Ajit Sancheti, CEO and Co-Founder, Preempt,  6/20/2018
Register for Dark Reading Newsletters
White Papers
Video
Cartoon
Current Issue
Flash Poll
The State of IT and Cybersecurity
The State of IT and Cybersecurity
IT and security are often viewed as different disciplines - and different departments. Find out what our survey data revealed, read the report today!
Twitter Feed
Dark Reading - Bug Report
Bug Report
Enterprise Vulnerabilities
From DHS/US-CERT's National Vulnerability Database
CVE-2018-7682
PUBLISHED: 2018-06-22
Micro Focus Solutions Business Manager versions prior to 11.4 allows a user to invoke SBM RESTful services across domains.
CVE-2018-12689
PUBLISHED: 2018-06-22
phpLDAPadmin 1.2.2 allows LDAP injection via a crafted server_id parameter in a cmd.php?cmd=login_form request, or a crafted username and password in the login panel.
CVE-2018-12538
PUBLISHED: 2018-06-22
In Eclipse Jetty versions 9.4.0 through 9.4.8, when using the optional Jetty provided FileSessionDataStore for persistent storage of HttpSession details, it is possible for a malicious user to access/hijack other HttpSessions and even delete unmatched HttpSessions present in the FileSystem's storage...
CVE-2018-12684
PUBLISHED: 2018-06-22
Out-of-bounds Read in the send_ssi_file function in civetweb.c in CivetWeb through 1.10 allows attackers to cause a Denial of Service or Information Disclosure via a crafted SSI file.
CVE-2018-12687
PUBLISHED: 2018-06-22
tinyexr 0.9.5 has an assertion failure in DecodePixelData in tinyexr.h.