Operations // Identity & Access Management
12/11/2013
11:06 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
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The Penguin
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The Penguin,
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12/20/2013 | 4:54:25 PM
Name That Toon
Until he's ID'd, he's just another perp.
The Penguin
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The Penguin,
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12/20/2013 | 4:52:56 PM
Name That Toon
I don't want to get a Fauxlex.
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dw_ship,
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12/19/2013 | 3:16:34 PM
The Night Before Christmas
How did the rolls get reversed? I thought the kids were supposed to be dreaming of sugar plums while the parents stayed up.
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dw_ship,
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12/19/2013 | 10:45:18 AM
S.A.N.T.A.
We're a test home for his new Secure Assist Navigation and Tracking Application
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dw_ship,
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12/19/2013 | 10:33:36 AM
GPS Backup
It helps the North Pole track him, in case he loses his phone.
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dw_ship,
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12/19/2013 | 10:32:50 AM
Santa Inventory
It slows down the process, but he doesn't make mistakes anymore.
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Booberry,
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12/18/2013 | 9:58:17 PM
Name That Toon
Call 911...Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.
Booberry
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Booberry,
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12/18/2013 | 9:47:04 PM
Name That Toon
There's an Army of these guys out there.
Booberry
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Booberry,
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12/18/2013 | 9:45:43 PM
Name That Toon
This security system came out in the Nick of time.
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Booberry,
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12/18/2013 | 9:33:17 PM
Name That Toon
Where's the Amazon drones?
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