Operations // Identity & Access Management
12/11/2013
11:06 AM
John Klossner
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Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs up for those you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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12/11/2013 | 11:44:23 AM
A biometric Xmas
"OK, he passes the hand scan. But what's his password."
Whoopty
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Whoopty,
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12/11/2013 | 11:50:07 AM
Re: A biometric Xmas
Santa: How did they know I lost a finger in the 'nam?
ChrisMurphy
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12/11/2013 | 12:38:55 PM
Re: A biometric Xmas
"He wants guest Wi-Fi access while dropping off the presents."
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BubbaIT,
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12/11/2013 | 12:49:53 PM
Cartoon caption
What's it mean if he's got no fingerprints?
Yab
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Yab,
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12/11/2013 | 12:53:18 PM
Hand It To Santa
Looks like it's hand me downs again this year
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sn,
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12/11/2013 | 1:20:30 PM
Name that toon
In this case, the malicious payload is another reindeer sweater.
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zimmerr,
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12/11/2013 | 1:26:53 PM
cartoon caption
Now we can find out who Santa really is!
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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12/11/2013 | 1:34:37 PM
You folks are funny!
These captions are hilarious. Keep'em coming!
DataBass
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DataBass,
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12/11/2013 | 1:44:27 PM
Name that toon
It's ok Jane.  He's the real thing.  Cancel the call to 911.
ANON1255450178610
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ANON1255450178610,
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12/11/2013 | 2:13:29 PM
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I took his fingerprints off of last year's Leapfrog.™
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