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12/11/2013
11:06 AM
John Klossner
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We provide the cartoon. You write the caption.

Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs up for those you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

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tfreeburger958
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tfreeburger958,
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3/7/2014 | 12:00:04 PM
Cartoon Contest
Dad wants tomke sure it isn't Billie Bob Thornton !
dw_ship
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dw_ship,
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1/3/2014 | 7:43:14 AM
Identity
If Santa is really someone we know, this will prove it.
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dw_ship,
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1/3/2014 | 7:40:21 AM
Christmas Wait
The anticipation is killing me! Tell me again, why did dad install these security checks?
Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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1/2/2014 | 9:12:15 AM
Three days left to enter your caption!
The competition is pretty stiff, but there is still time to enter a caption for our cartoon caption contest. First prize -- $25 Amazon gift card. Plus, the winniing caption will be penned by cartoonist John Klossner and republished in Information Week! The competition ends January 5 so keep the captions coming until then!
jgherbert
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jgherbert,
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12/30/2013 | 4:16:12 PM
Caption
Santa wasn't quite sure why the children believed he only had four fingers.
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jgherbert,
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12/30/2013 | 4:10:21 PM
Caption
Santa registered for TSA Pre-Check this year so he could avoid the millimeter wave scanners. Evidently he was worried about the scanner operators seeing his sack.

 

 

I'll get my coat...
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dw_ship,
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12/30/2013 | 11:54:09 AM
Sneak Peek
Next year, we should put in a bag scanner too.
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dw_ship,
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12/30/2013 | 11:51:56 AM
No Imitations
Only the REAL Santa will be able to pass THIS security.
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dw_ship,
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12/30/2013 | 7:20:11 AM
Busted
Once and for all, we will discover who he really is.
pr627
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12/28/2013 | 2:13:24 PM
3FA
"Wait Santa, you need to use your card and PIN also"...
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