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2/13/2016
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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capntypo
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capntypo,
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2/22/2018 | 12:25:53 PM
​Hiding in ​"​plane​"​ site
No Phil "Hiding in plain Site" is NOT an acceptable password policy
smlayne123
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smlayne123,
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12/12/2017 | 6:29:44 PM
Cartoon Caption
For the last time Joe, I've crunched the budget numbers over and over and still can't explain why our IT expenses are 100 times industry average.
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cyernet,
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10/23/2017 | 1:43:27 AM
In the Cloud!
"Well Fred, you need to open the window in order to get into the sign-in page, make sure you have the correct password". "Yes. Ms. Reilly, that's exactly what I did, I'm looking at the cloud now, in no time, I'll be signed-in"
cyernet
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cyernet,
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10/23/2017 | 12:55:48 AM
In the Cloud!
"Forgot your password again, Fred? Well, look in the cloud it's there in our encripted storage", "I'm looking at it now, Melissa, just gimme a sec"
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Je6,
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8/11/2017 | 7:37:40 AM
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"Yeah, but my username's not on there. They would need both to do anything."
ANON1251201732560
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ANON1251201732560,
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5/30/2017 | 11:38:29 AM
Caption Contest
If you did not request this password change, ignore the plane and no action will be taken.
ultimax
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ultimax,
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5/29/2017 | 12:20:45 AM
Project status update
The horse has already bolted. The alpha project is out of control exceeding its time and budget constraints. It's going to take a horse whisperer to save this!
Kaemansmom
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Kaemansmom,
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2/16/2017 | 11:24:21 AM
Cartoon caption
The writing on the banner would read: TRUMP'S TAG SALE. "After funding his own campaign he needed to sell some of his stuff so he didn't fall into a lower tax bracket and he felt it would be a wiser economical strategy to target a high-end, tower-dwellers demographic. He forgot that "we" work up here too."
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2/14/2017 | 12:59:58 PM
90 day password change.
Looks like today's the day we change our passwords, do you want me to write it down for you before he has passed by?
redburns28
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5/31/2016 | 1:47:07 AM
Password Caption
"I've forgotten my password..."
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