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4/28/2017
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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dtotham
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dtotham,
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10/23/2017 | 4:49:28 AM
Mareware
OMG Mary, think I have stumbled across a new mareware strain called POPCORN!
cyernet
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cyernet,
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10/23/2017 | 2:16:33 AM
Screen Sharing
Hey, Debbie, how can I tell the boss he is sharing his screen to the wrong person!
cyernet
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cyernet,
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10/23/2017 | 12:30:21 AM
Penetration Test
"I told you our firewall is like a langery. Its too attractive and thin, I can penetrate easily after several pokes!"
finkga
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finkga,
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10/19/2017 | 12:52:56 PM
Finally found that cybersecurity professional...
"Hey Susan, I think I finally found someone to fill that cybersecurity position!"
sbtrader
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sbtrader,
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10/19/2017 | 12:18:24 PM
Malware remix
I found another one we thought was extinct making a comeback!
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n4nom,
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10/19/2017 | 11:59:45 AM
Caption:
Although some creative coding gains had been made, the LSD program had clearly caused its share of issues.
5t00p5
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5t00p5,
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10/18/2017 | 4:52:56 PM
Name that Toon
Be a unicorn, not a donkey...
DrRiAdGeOrN
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DrRiAdGeOrN,
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10/17/2017 | 8:03:38 PM
Magical Soc
What did you expect from this SOC? A unicorn....
abner78br
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abner78br,
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10/17/2017 | 1:51:02 PM
Hunter level 100
This is just the unicorn head wall decor in my SIMS 3D 2017
piebat
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10/9/2017 | 3:44:21 AM
Search
Search Cybersecuruty and you will get unicorn.
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