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10/20/2017
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Cartoon: Security Talent Crisis

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Ratteau
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Ratteau,
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11/22/2017 | 10:28:00 AM
Caption
What do you know about unicorns?  The last guy couldn't get rid of one running around here for months.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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11/16/2017 | 3:52:58 PM
Overly critical in interview
Yeah, a lot of people understandably think that saying, "Yeah, I'm already seeing vulnerabilities; you guys need to do this and this," will just impress the interviewers; in reality, it ticks them off and makes them think the candidate is boorish.

But therein lies the problem of the job interview. People aren't interviewing to take a job doing job interviews. They're interviewing to do a job. Maybe being bad at a job interview -- to a certain extent -- can and should be forgiven if everything else looks good.
InfoSecurityMaster
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InfoSecurityMaster,
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11/13/2017 | 11:05:05 AM
Security Talent Crisis
Thanks for bringing a printed resume. Everytime I try to open the one on my computer, it keeps charging me bitcoin. 
InfoSecurityMaster
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InfoSecurityMaster,
User Rank: Strategist
11/13/2017 | 10:55:40 AM
Security Hiring Crisis
I don't know much about security - do your CISSP, CAP, CISM & CRISC certifications qualify you to scan for antivirus?
syntax_attack
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syntax_attack,
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11/7/2017 | 12:45:08 PM
Re: Cartoon
I see you have a Masters in music composition, you're hired!
North2AK
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North2AK,
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11/2/2017 | 8:51:06 PM
Re: Cartoon
Better caption for this cartoon:

 

So...you're previously from Equifax cyber security...?
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jdbrazelton,
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10/30/2017 | 2:49:44 PM
Cartoon
He came in dressed as the Grim Reaper as if it was Halloween.
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Marilyn Cohodas,
User Rank: Strategist
10/30/2017 | 10:49:41 AM
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