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4/1/2016
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
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5/3/2016 | 2:16:16 PM
....and the winning caption is...
robshi
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robshi,
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5/3/2016 | 2:10:24 PM
Dog's byte
Don't worry.  His bark is worse than his byte.
mgangal
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mgangal,
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5/3/2016 | 2:08:51 PM
He wanted a smartphone, finally we settled on a laptop
He wanted a smartphone, finally we settled on a laptop
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pmueller079,
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5/3/2016 | 11:03:58 AM
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Don't laugh-I have been home so much because Fido is doing so well with his ransomware business, I was able to retire early without any worries
pmueller079
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5/3/2016 | 11:02:36 AM
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Don't laugh-Fido is doing so well with his ransomware business, I was able to retire without any worries!
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Joe Stanganelli,
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5/2/2016 | 10:59:35 AM
Hello
"He keeps trolling Tumblr by posting 'Yes, this is dog.'"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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5/2/2016 | 10:39:56 AM
Natural conclusion
"Thanks to Moore's Law, this was cheaper than buying him a squeaky toy."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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5/1/2016 | 11:22:12 AM
Bandwidth
"At least our data usage is way down since we had him fixed."
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Joe Stanganelli,
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5/1/2016 | 11:21:05 AM
New Game
"I told him to fetch; now he's ordering a stick off of Amazon."
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4/30/2016 | 9:35:43 AM
Meme reference
"He has no idea what he's doing."
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