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1/12/2019
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:39:12 AM
js01

"Same."

Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:40:05 AM
js02
"Well, I tried putting a leash on my Millennial, but he still won't leave the house."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:42:38 AM
js03
"We just finished training ours, so he's got a lot of 'rollover' minutes."
pcguy36
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1/12/2019 | 12:02:00 PM
pcguy
"My cat just switched from a PC to a tablet, he hated using that damn mouse."
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
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1/14/2019 | 8:54:47 AM
PanamaVet
Motion detected alert
blightsey3921
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1/14/2019 | 9:55:15 AM
dog's life
I decided to get the Social Retreiver because the Media Terrier is too yappy with too short of an attention span.
bina
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bina,
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1/14/2019 | 11:09:51 AM
Dog's Life
They're just too busy to play with us anymore.
GWAIN
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GWAIN,
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1/14/2019 | 5:31:33 PM
Pack Animals
I bring her here for the social media interaction.
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 12:51:54 PM
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 12:56:33 PM
Phone assistance dogs
Phone assistance dogs
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 1:00:04 PM
Digital guard dogs
Digital guard dogs
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 1:02:25 PM
Really! Mine stopped barking too! But, I don't know why.
Really!  Mine stopped barking too!  But, I don't know why.
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 1:05:10 PM
I lost my left hand when I tried to slowly reach for the phone while he was talking....
I lost my left hand when I tried to slowly reach for the phone while he was talking....
FKREITZBERG980
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1/15/2019 | 2:36:23 PM
Mobile Phone Dog
He sent me a text, he will stop looking at his phone on our walks if I stop looking at mine.
Ratteau
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1/15/2019 | 2:46:33 PM
Plan is a go
Project Dog Supremacy is a go at 1400
REISEN1955
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1/15/2019 | 2:49:26 PM
Re: Plan is a go
It's a new app.  Find-a-Bone.
Joe Stanganelli
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1/15/2019 | 3:53:53 PM
js04
"He's got 'Speak' down, but we haven't taught him 'Text' yet."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/15/2019 | 3:54:07 PM
js05
"He's a Millennial in dog years."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/15/2019 | 4:15:14 PM
js06
"I don't bother with plastic bags anymore. We just hail a Poober."
andy.ramsdale
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1/16/2019 | 6:59:14 AM
A Dog's Life
Mine's not so smart, he just has a basic walkie talkie
andy.ramsdale
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1/16/2019 | 7:01:42 AM
Dog's Life
The dog 'n' bone has come a long way since I was a lad
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
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1/16/2019 | 9:00:59 AM
This dog can hunt
He qualified for Elite Singles mining bitcoin on public WiFi...
jpitz31
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1/16/2019 | 1:28:36 PM
New Caption
"It appears they are all using the new app called 'Cats near me'"
Len Sebesta
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Len Sebesta,
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1/16/2019 | 1:59:44 PM
Party like it's 1993
On the SS7 network, nobody knows you're a dog.
srogers57001
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1/17/2019 | 10:23:23 AM
Caption
I remember when butt-sniffing didn't require MFA.
cdunn355
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cdunn355,
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1/17/2019 | 12:12:02 PM
I remember when...
I remember when we were trying to teach him to speak. Now, thanks to Star Trek, we have the universal translator!
clyles
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1/17/2019 | 2:09:12 PM
A dog's Life
If we had kniown they would grow up ignoring us like this, we could have had children.
Joe Stanganelli
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1/18/2019 | 3:49:17 AM
js07
"I don't mind him using my phone. I mind that he's able to unlock it with FaceID."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/19/2019 | 8:20:35 PM
js08
"He just showed up at my doorstep one day without a geotag."
uversaprod9
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1/20/2019 | 12:35:01 PM
Dog Screen
"Sit," "Stay" and "Heel" is now "No Texting" - "No Posting" and  "Put the damn phone down!"
uversaprod9
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1/20/2019 | 12:36:24 PM
Puppy Post
"Our 'Less Screen Time' Family Policy is being whole-heartedly and doggedly dismissed...!"
uversaprod9
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1/20/2019 | 12:37:32 PM
Give a Dog a Phone
"Give a dog a bone...?!" At OUR house, it's, "Give a dog a PHONE...!"
uversaprod9
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1/20/2019 | 12:45:15 PM
"OK, Google... Squirrels!"
"After I repeatedly told her, 'No!' -  I gave up and taught her how to say, "OK Google... Squirrels!"
uversaprod9
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1/21/2019 | 12:53:47 AM
Paw-ke Man Go!
"Now, we come here to play Paw-ke Man Go!"
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
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1/21/2019 | 8:29:13 AM
The Graduate
His favorite blog is Dog In The Middle attacks at DarkReading.com
joycemiller
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joycemiller,
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1/21/2019 | 3:54:26 PM
Embrace the technology
Well, when the alternative is sniffing butts...
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
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1/22/2019 | 9:05:43 AM
Dr. John Klossner
He's asking Dr. Klossner for a tummy-tuck, a nose job, some fur...
tsheldon931
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1/22/2019 | 1:57:38 PM
Dog park cartoon
They are calling the SPCA. Apparently, we are not doing a good enough job of picking up after them.
JohnM217
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1/24/2019 | 12:50:32 PM
Re: Dog park cartoon
Who would have thought the iBone would be so popular...
Kristendean80
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1/24/2019 | 7:19:29 PM
Re: Dog park cartoon
The animal version of taking your cell phone to the bathroom
WallyDragon
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1/25/2019 | 5:23:59 AM
Re: Dog park cartoon
Is it me, or is a dog using a phone just a little bit weird?
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 5:58:33 AM
js09
"You wouldn't believe the Snaps we caught ours sending. We're getting him fixed today."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 6:01:48 AM
js10
"I think there's a virus going around. Ours started barking in Russian yesterday."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 6:04:59 AM
js11
"Did yours get breached too? Fido's on hold with the bank now."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 6:11:33 AM
js12
"IT layoffs happen all the time. The worst part is having to train our replacements."
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1/23/2019 | 1:32:09 PM
Re: js12
Don't tell me I am the only one who thought: "Beats pee-mail!" Anyone who has a dog has said this when their dog starts sniffing.
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1/28/2019 | 5:00:30 PM
Mine can't get enough of Pokmon GO
Mine can't get enough of Pokémon GO
Joe Stanganelli
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1/24/2019 | 1:12:39 AM
js13
"I thought about teaching him to 'play dead,' but why bother at this point?"
Joe Stanganelli
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1/24/2019 | 1:14:57 AM
js14
"Nah, he won't use Chrome or Edge. He insists on running Tor with Tails."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/24/2019 | 1:20:55 AM
js15
"He's not that smart. He's running iOS 11 on a 5c."
Blaze007
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1/24/2019 | 9:53:49 AM
A Dog's Life
"Fido hasn't picked up a scent yet, but I just know he's bound to sniff packets any day now!"
acampbell448
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1/28/2019 | 11:45:15 AM
Subreddit
No wonder the Cat subreddit has become so popular!
MrPink10
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1/30/2019 | 3:05:59 PM
Post
It's a dog tweet dog world.
FKREITZBERG980
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1/30/2019 | 8:10:07 PM
A Dog's Life
I tried to get him to focus on App level permissions but he gave the "Bone Finder" App access to everything.
Joe Stanganelli
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1/30/2019 | 11:27:02 PM
js16
"I just don't get their obsession with cat pictures."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/31/2019 | 6:43:25 PM
js17
"I miss the days when we were just trying to make sure they didn't spend all day watching DogTV."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/31/2019 | 6:54:48 PM
js18
"Not much of a service dog. He's only got two bars."
Kristendean80
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2/2/2019 | 6:42:55 PM
Caption Contest
The Vet called. My appointment is canceled!
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2/3/2019 | 7:03:52 AM
No Joke...
Sorry, I didnt see your text message reply about our venue & time change for our meeting. My dog enabled facial and two factor authentication on all my devices. Its almost as if Ive been hacked.
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2/4/2019 | 11:39:41 AM
A Dog's Life Toon caption contest
Did you take your dog to the third party vendor risk assesment training? Mine is vetting our dog food suppliers as we speak!
PanamaVet
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2/4/2019 | 5:00:39 PM
Near Sighted
NFL Football Operations is renewing his Side Judge contract and transferring us to Los Angelas.
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2/5/2019 | 8:36:43 AM
Caption
I know Facebook security has gone to the dogs but, this is ridiculous.
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2/5/2019 | 8:56:27 PM
He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
Telemarketing: He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
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2/7/2019 | 1:58:41 PM
Reach out and touch someone
You remember that slogan right?  His bark is now definitely worse than his bite.
Joe Stanganelli
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2/7/2019 | 6:36:58 PM
js19
"I don't even bother to bring a tennis ball anymore. Did you know there's an app for playing fetch?"
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