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1/12/2019
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Joe Stanganelli
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1/12/2019 | 11:39:12 AM
js01

"Same."

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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:40:05 AM
js02
"Well, I tried putting a leash on my Millennial, but he still won't leave the house."
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:42:38 AM
js03
"We just finished training ours, so he's got a lot of 'rollover' minutes."
pcguy36
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1/12/2019 | 12:02:00 PM
pcguy
"My cat just switched from a PC to a tablet, he hated using that damn mouse."
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1/14/2019 | 8:54:47 AM
PanamaVet
Motion detected alert
blightsey3921
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1/14/2019 | 9:55:15 AM
dog's life
I decided to get the Social Retreiver because the Media Terrier is too yappy with too short of an attention span.
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bina,
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1/14/2019 | 11:09:51 AM
Dog's Life
They're just too busy to play with us anymore.
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1/14/2019 | 5:31:33 PM
Pack Animals
I bring her here for the social media interaction.
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 12:51:54 PM
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
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1/15/2019 | 12:56:33 PM
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