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1/12/2019
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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2/7/2019 | 6:36:58 PM
js19
"I don't even bother to bring a tennis ball anymore. Did you know there's an app for playing fetch?"
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2/7/2019 | 1:58:41 PM
Reach out and touch someone
You remember that slogan right?  His bark is now definitely worse than his bite.
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2/5/2019 | 8:56:27 PM
He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
Telemarketing: He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
ianrod
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ianrod,
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2/5/2019 | 8:36:43 AM
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I know Facebook security has gone to the dogs but, this is ridiculous.
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PanamaVet,
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2/4/2019 | 5:00:39 PM
Near Sighted
NFL Football Operations is renewing his Side Judge contract and transferring us to Los Angelas.
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2/4/2019 | 11:39:41 AM
A Dog's Life Toon caption contest
Did you take your dog to the third party vendor risk assesment training? Mine is vetting our dog food suppliers as we speak!
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2/3/2019 | 7:03:52 AM
No Joke...
Sorry, I didnt see your text message reply about our venue & time change for our meeting. My dog enabled facial and two factor authentication on all my devices. Its almost as if Ive been hacked.
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2/2/2019 | 6:42:55 PM
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The Vet called. My appointment is canceled!
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1/31/2019 | 6:54:48 PM
js18
"Not much of a service dog. He's only got two bars."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/31/2019 | 6:43:25 PM
js17
"I miss the days when we were just trying to make sure they didn't spend all day watching DogTV."
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