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3/15/2021
10:35 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: Something Seems Afoul

Our March cartoon caption contest is here, along with a few new feathered friends. Come up with something clever, submit it in the comments (below), and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. 

Here's the cartoon:

If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. 

The contest ends Thursday, April 1, 2021. Good luck!

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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hruiz009
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hruiz009,
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3/15/2021 | 11:05:29 AM
Worm Removal
It appears IT needed several experts on worm removal.
Mike.D.
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Mike.D.,
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3/15/2021 | 12:52:46 PM
Incubator?
I don't think they understood our suggestion for getting help from an "incubator".
semitad
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semitad,
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3/15/2021 | 3:48:33 PM
Name that Toon: Something Seems Afoul
I don't mind collecting the eggs every morning. At least I don't have to milk the cows they just got in Marketing.
HaroldB475
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HaroldB475,
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3/16/2021 | 6:42:15 AM
Re: Name that Toon: Something Seems Afoul
Well what do you expect for the chicken feed we get paid around here?
gmacari07001
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gmacari07001,
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3/16/2021 | 8:54:16 AM
Password Generator
Your account has been compromised, please go to the next cubicle for your new SECURE password.

 
MarkR223
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MarkR223,
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3/17/2021 | 8:01:22 AM
Hunting and Peckiing
It's no wonder they are in our network so long before we find them .... all this hunting and pecking ...we need fingers!
CyberInstructor
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CyberInstructor,
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3/17/2021 | 12:11:16 PM
Gone to the Birds!
This place has gone to the birds!
CoolHandBob
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CoolHandBob,
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3/17/2021 | 12:22:46 PM
Newest DOS Attack
Looks like Carl got the new Russian bird virus.  It's a DOS attack right in your cube, lots of hunting and pecking.  Definitely a Zero Day, and when they lay eggs watch out.....you could be next.
matthewkmiller
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matthewkmiller,
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3/17/2021 | 5:03:13 PM
Chicken Feed
Turns out Bob was right about getting paid chicken feed. Management felt they could get better value by actually giving it to chickens.
YCR
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YCR,
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3/18/2021 | 7:46:25 AM
Chicken Coop
Forced to telework, Bob moved from the bullpen to the chicken coop.
phils662
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phils662,
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3/24/2021 | 12:05:37 PM
Re: Chicken Coop
It was Marketing's idea to try to increase the number of clicks on our website.
Sumiche
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Sumiche,
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3/18/2021 | 10:29:48 AM
Cartoon
The hens are all on Twitter this morning - apparently Fox News has come to interview the henhouse!
gleduc921
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gleduc921,
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3/18/2021 | 2:10:57 PM
Cartoon
Give them a chance, I used to be a hunt & peck typer too.
Narbo
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Narbo,
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3/19/2021 | 8:58:50 AM
Ruffled Feathers
What I heard was, Penny just got up and ran out yelling something was about to fall.
1nf0s3cn3ws
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1nf0s3cn3ws,
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3/22/2021 | 1:39:55 PM
Something Seems Afoul
 Cartoon Caption - It's my random password generator method.  Costs chickenfeed to license.
oblivion2077
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oblivion2077,
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3/22/2021 | 5:36:34 PM
Home to roost
Those chickens have really come home to roost after management ignored our security concern.
Dennyya
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3/22/2021 | 10:02:46 PM
Auto Click Typer 3.0
Wow, they really made some drastic changes in your new Auto Click Typer update.
MarkPrindle
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3/23/2021 | 12:13:00 PM
Cartoon
Don't blame me.  You're the jerk who asked management for "more chicks around here."
JimboBillyBob
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JimboBillyBob,
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3/23/2021 | 3:26:00 PM
Caption
I told the dev team more clickbait, not chick bait.
re_esa
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re_esa,
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3/24/2021 | 9:38:20 AM
Cartoon
Impressive! That new clerk is typing at least 120 WPM!!
DarkUser1234
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DarkUser1234,
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3/25/2021 | 8:24:55 AM
Cartoon
Totally brings a new meaning to "hunt and peck"
Deadsnott
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Deadsnott,
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3/26/2021 | 7:53:53 AM
Something Seems Afoul
The boss was worried about security so hired some hen testers.
gwieman685
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3/26/2021 | 9:43:22 AM
I thought it would work
As God as my witness, I thought chickens could type.
abbyross
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3/29/2021 | 11:08:03 AM
The joys of shared credentials
"I told IT to not use shared credentials. They didn't listen."
Tempest2004
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3/30/2021 | 9:50:45 PM
Chickens
With so many employees working from home, our Manager is letting his kids us the space for their 4H project.
dschwartzer
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3/31/2021 | 11:29:23 AM
Hey Jeff, any ideas where our WordPress site's breadcrumbs disappeared?
Hey Jeff, any ideas where our WordPress site's breadcrumbs disappeared?
DarkUser1234
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DarkUser1234,
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4/1/2021 | 8:15:52 AM
Cartoon
Bob finally got a response to his question "How come cute hens never show up at my office?"
DarkUser1234
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DarkUser1234,
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4/1/2021 | 8:33:46 AM
Cartoon
This is what the office looks like when Adminstrative Professionals have the day off... broods start everywhere.
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4/1/2021 | 11:32:35 AM
HR miscommunication
I said "I hope you don't hire any more Peckers" 
mjennings36
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4/1/2021 | 11:49:42 AM
Chickadmins
"They were far and above the most qualified candidates to run our new server farm."
debugnet
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debugnet,
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4/1/2021 | 2:15:24 PM
Name That Toon: Something Seems Afoul
Job offer: Hatches random seeds at server farm.
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