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3/15/2021
10:35 AM
John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: Something Seems Afoul

Our March cartoon caption contest is here, along with a few new feathered friends. Come up with something clever, submit it in the comments (below), and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. 

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If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. 

The contest ends Thursday, April 1, 2021. Good luck!

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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hruiz009
hruiz009,
User Rank: Strategist
3/15/2021 | 11:05:29 AM
Worm Removal
It appears IT needed several experts on worm removal.
Mike.D.
Mike.D.,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/15/2021 | 12:52:46 PM
Incubator?
I don't think they understood our suggestion for getting help from an "incubator".
semitad
semitad,
User Rank: Strategist
3/15/2021 | 3:48:33 PM
Name that Toon: Something Seems Afoul
I don't mind collecting the eggs every morning. At least I don't have to milk the cows they just got in Marketing.
HaroldB475
HaroldB475,
User Rank: Strategist
3/16/2021 | 6:42:15 AM
Re: Name that Toon: Something Seems Afoul
Well what do you expect for the chicken feed we get paid around here?
gmacari07001
gmacari07001,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/16/2021 | 8:54:16 AM
Password Generator
Your account has been compromised, please go to the next cubicle for your new SECURE password.

 
MarkR223
MarkR223,
User Rank: Strategist
3/17/2021 | 8:01:22 AM
Hunting and Peckiing
It's no wonder they are in our network so long before we find them .... all this hunting and pecking ...we need fingers!
CyberInstructor
CyberInstructor,
User Rank: Strategist
3/17/2021 | 12:11:16 PM
Gone to the Birds!
This place has gone to the birds!
CoolHandBob
CoolHandBob,
User Rank: Strategist
3/17/2021 | 12:22:46 PM
Newest DOS Attack
Looks like Carl got the new Russian bird virus.  It's a DOS attack right in your cube, lots of hunting and pecking.  Definitely a Zero Day, and when they lay eggs watch out.....you could be next.
matthewkmiller
matthewkmiller,
User Rank: Strategist
3/17/2021 | 5:03:13 PM
Chicken Feed
Turns out Bob was right about getting paid chicken feed. Management felt they could get better value by actually giving it to chickens.
YCR
YCR,
User Rank: Strategist
3/18/2021 | 7:46:25 AM
Chicken Coop
Forced to telework, Bob moved from the bullpen to the chicken coop.
phils662
phils662,
User Rank: Strategist
3/24/2021 | 12:05:37 PM
Re: Chicken Coop
It was Marketing's idea to try to increase the number of clicks on our website.
Sumiche
Sumiche,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/18/2021 | 10:29:48 AM
Cartoon
The hens are all on Twitter this morning - apparently Fox News has come to interview the henhouse!
gleduc921
gleduc921,
User Rank: Strategist
3/18/2021 | 2:10:57 PM
Cartoon
Give them a chance, I used to be a hunt & peck typer too.
Narbo
Narbo,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/19/2021 | 8:58:50 AM
Ruffled Feathers
What I heard was, Penny just got up and ran out yelling something was about to fall.
1nf0s3cn3ws
1nf0s3cn3ws,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/22/2021 | 1:39:55 PM
Something Seems Afoul
 Cartoon Caption - It's my random password generator method.  Costs chickenfeed to license.
oblivion2077
oblivion2077,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/22/2021 | 5:36:34 PM
Home to roost
Those chickens have really come home to roost after management ignored our security concern.
Dennyya
Dennyya,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/22/2021 | 10:02:46 PM
Auto Click Typer 3.0
Wow, they really made some drastic changes in your new Auto Click Typer update.
MarkPrindle
MarkPrindle,
User Rank: Strategist
3/23/2021 | 12:13:00 PM
Cartoon
Don't blame me.  You're the jerk who asked management for "more chicks around here."
JimboBillyBob
JimboBillyBob,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/23/2021 | 3:26:00 PM
Caption
I told the dev team more clickbait, not chick bait.
re_esa
re_esa,
User Rank: Strategist
3/24/2021 | 9:38:20 AM
Cartoon
Impressive! That new clerk is typing at least 120 WPM!!
DarkUser1234
DarkUser1234,
User Rank: Strategist
3/25/2021 | 8:24:55 AM
Cartoon
Totally brings a new meaning to "hunt and peck"
Deadsnott
Deadsnott,
User Rank: Strategist
3/26/2021 | 7:53:53 AM
Something Seems Afoul
The boss was worried about security so hired some hen testers.
gwieman685
gwieman685,
User Rank: Strategist
3/26/2021 | 9:43:22 AM
I thought it would work
As God as my witness, I thought chickens could type.
abbyross
abbyross,
User Rank: Strategist
3/29/2021 | 11:08:03 AM
The joys of shared credentials
"I told IT to not use shared credentials. They didn't listen."
Tempest2004
Tempest2004,
User Rank: Strategist
3/30/2021 | 9:50:45 PM
Chickens
With so many employees working from home, our Manager is letting his kids us the space for their 4H project.
dschwartzer
dschwartzer,
User Rank: Apprentice
3/31/2021 | 11:29:23 AM
Hey Jeff, any ideas where our WordPress site's breadcrumbs disappeared?
Hey Jeff, any ideas where our WordPress site's breadcrumbs disappeared?
DarkUser1234
DarkUser1234,
User Rank: Strategist
4/1/2021 | 8:15:52 AM
Cartoon
Bob finally got a response to his question "How come cute hens never show up at my office?"
DarkUser1234
DarkUser1234,
User Rank: Strategist
4/1/2021 | 8:33:46 AM
Cartoon
This is what the office looks like when Adminstrative Professionals have the day off... broods start everywhere.
dianeabbott
dianeabbott,
User Rank: Apprentice
4/1/2021 | 11:32:35 AM
HR miscommunication
I said "I hope you don't hire any more Peckers" 
mjennings36
mjennings36,
User Rank: Strategist
4/1/2021 | 11:49:42 AM
Chickadmins
"They were far and above the most qualified candidates to run our new server farm."
debugnet
debugnet,
User Rank: Strategist
4/1/2021 | 2:15:24 PM
Name That Toon: Something Seems Afoul
Job offer: Hatches random seeds at server farm.
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