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3/15/2021
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: Something Seems Afoul

Our March cartoon caption contest is here, along with a few new feathered friends. Come up with something clever, submit it in the comments (below), and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. 

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The contest ends Thursday, April 1, 2021. Good luck!

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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debugnet,
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4/1/2021 | 2:15:24 PM
Name That Toon: Something Seems Afoul
Job offer: Hatches random seeds at server farm.
mjennings36
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mjennings36,
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4/1/2021 | 11:49:42 AM
Chickadmins
"They were far and above the most qualified candidates to run our new server farm."
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dianeabbott,
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4/1/2021 | 11:32:35 AM
HR miscommunication
I said "I hope you don't hire any more Peckers" 
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4/1/2021 | 8:33:46 AM
Cartoon
This is what the office looks like when Adminstrative Professionals have the day off... broods start everywhere.
DarkUser1234
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4/1/2021 | 8:15:52 AM
Cartoon
Bob finally got a response to his question "How come cute hens never show up at my office?"
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dschwartzer,
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3/31/2021 | 11:29:23 AM
Hey Jeff, any ideas where our WordPress site's breadcrumbs disappeared?
Hey Jeff, any ideas where our WordPress site's breadcrumbs disappeared?
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3/30/2021 | 9:50:45 PM
Chickens
With so many employees working from home, our Manager is letting his kids us the space for their 4H project.
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3/29/2021 | 11:08:03 AM
The joys of shared credentials
"I told IT to not use shared credentials. They didn't listen."
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3/26/2021 | 9:43:22 AM
I thought it would work
As God as my witness, I thought chickens could type.
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3/26/2021 | 7:53:53 AM
Something Seems Afoul
The boss was worried about security so hired some hen testers.
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