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9/11/2018
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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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BradP282
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BradP282,
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9/19/2018 | 1:59:55 PM
Cartoon Caption
Apparently Ctl + Alt + Delete has a new feature after this months patches...
Unhappymeal
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Unhappymeal,
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9/19/2018 | 12:20:13 PM
Re: Put your thinking cap on! We have new cartoon caption contest!
The floor is Child Support.
acampbell448
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9/19/2018 | 10:07:22 AM
Pen Test?
When they asked me to do a pen test, I wasn't thinking of this!
M0nk3
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M0nk3,
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9/19/2018 | 2:14:21 AM
Caller stated he was havening an issue with his new desk.
Thank you for calling techincal support.  My name is George.  How can I assist you?
dan91266
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dan91266,
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9/17/2018 | 7:19:49 PM
Risky Business
In Russia, application hangs YOU!
jridgeii
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jridgeii,
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9/17/2018 | 4:31:05 PM
Name that Toon: Risky Business
No more PEBKAC errors
rzaleski081
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9/17/2018 | 2:03:31 PM
Re: Name that Toon: Risky Business (September 2018)
HR's new office inversion workspace which will fix any sore back from sitting too long.
tcorbeill
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9/17/2018 | 9:02:19 AM
Name that Toon: Risky Business (September 2018)
"Great... someone call security, Dave fell for another phising attack."
tm1971
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9/17/2018 | 2:24:44 AM
Risky Business (September 2018)
Latest anti-shoulder-surfing (aSS) password protection PoC.
drmrs
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drmrs,
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9/16/2018 | 5:22:41 PM
Risky Business (September 2018)
An employee named "Hanging Chad" never fully recovered from an earlier era.
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