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11/19/2018
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Marilyn Cohodas
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Marilyn Cohodas,
User Rank: Strategist
11/19/2018 | 11:19:15 AM
It's 'toon time again at Dark Reading!
Enter a caption and win an Amazon gift card! 
JonathanK925
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JonathanK925,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/28/2018 | 1:50:17 PM
Dare I say...
It's a TRAP!
JonathanK925
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JonathanK925,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/30/2018 | 5:36:53 PM
It's Christmas Season
Singing "Do you see what I see?"
gerald626
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gerald626,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/3/2018 | 9:17:59 AM
Re: It's 'toon time again at Dark Reading!
Strangely enough, it meets audit compliance.
spalwardt
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spalwardt,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/4/2018 | 6:54:44 PM
Re: It's 'toon time again at Dark Reading!
Which one will get pwned?
Blaze007
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Blaze007,
User Rank: Strategist
12/12/2018 | 10:42:16 AM
Re: It's 'toon time again at Dark Reading!
"Rumor has it that if you try to review the security film, you'll get trapped in a honeypot!"
Ratteau
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Ratteau,
User Rank: Strategist
11/19/2018 | 11:21:38 AM
Who
Well that answers the how and the what, but still doesn't explain *who* watches the watchers...
vheins63101
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vheins63101,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2018 | 12:02:00 PM
Cops
Move along, nothing to see here.
0xSonntag
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0xSonntag,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2018 | 1:21:28 PM
caption
When AI joins Tinder
Diablue
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Diablue,
User Rank: Strategist
11/19/2018 | 1:34:32 PM
Violations
I told the installers, "point the cameras where there will most likely be violations."
wfishburne
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wfishburne,
User Rank: Strategist
11/19/2018 | 2:09:24 PM
I Spy
"Looks like security answered the 'who watches the watchers' question with recursion."
jrpolan
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jrpolan,
User Rank: Author
11/19/2018 | 3:29:19 PM
Cartoon caption
"Narcissistic Security Disorder."
marcette
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marcette,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/19/2018 | 4:44:52 PM
Cartest
I spy, you spy, we all spy...a spy...
jenshadus
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jenshadus,
User Rank: Strategist
11/20/2018 | 9:31:57 AM
camera's?
You're on candid camera!
dabubad
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dabubad,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2018 | 10:00:47 AM
Caption
"Looks like they're watching for insider threats these days"
jstock
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jstock,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2018 | 10:43:04 AM
Name That Toon: I Spy
I don't think this is what they meant by "Zero Trust"
Rookie987
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Rookie987,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2018 | 10:52:59 AM
Caption
"So THAT'S how auditors implement segregation of duties?"
lakers85
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lakers85,
User Rank: Strategist
11/20/2018 | 1:58:51 PM
The new AI
Is this what they mean by Artificial Intelligence?
Kristendean80
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Kristendean80,
User Rank: Strategist
11/20/2018 | 2:29:57 PM
Cartoon Caption
I want to tell an NSA joke but I feel like they've "HEARD" them all before.
mharris750
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mharris750,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/20/2018 | 4:37:51 PM
Name That Toon: I Spy
I guess we reached the singularity point faster than expected.

 
anotherphase
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anotherphase,
User Rank: Strategist
11/21/2018 | 9:35:09 PM
I Spy
Genius! Only a Big Brother can control another.
meonly
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meonly,
User Rank: Strategist
11/23/2018 | 12:53:20 AM
Latest 2FA
Look, the latest two factor authentication system. No user intervention required.
waltonob
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waltonob,
User Rank: Strategist
11/26/2018 | 3:04:54 PM
Ready, Aim...
Hey, the project plan said "Install cameras." Nowhere did it say "Aim cameras".
jrig1842
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jrig1842,
User Rank: Strategist
11/27/2018 | 7:43:47 AM
It is a test!
3 failures so far.......
bmichaud
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bmichaud,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2018 | 10:28:58 AM
Looks like engineering did not communicate with IT on the requirements again.
Looks like engineering did not communicate with IT on the requirements again. 
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
User Rank: Ninja
11/27/2018 | 12:34:43 PM
Re: Pending Review
I don't know .... I just don't know sometimes.
rzendrosky
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rzendrosky,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2018 | 1:28:28 PM
Caption
This is how you watch the watcher.  
OrangeCoug
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OrangeCoug,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2018 | 5:57:48 PM
Supply Chained
Our outsourced monitoring service was so cheap, the CISO gave us a giant budget to track their activity
srogers57001
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srogers57001,
User Rank: Strategist
11/28/2018 | 8:49:52 AM
Always watching
"Twenty bucks says the one on the left blinks first."
DavidRandolph
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DavidRandolph,
User Rank: Strategist
11/28/2018 | 12:27:58 PM
Caption
There!  Now we can see who's been stealing the cameras!
KLQ
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KLQ,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/29/2018 | 9:02:03 AM
Name that toon
In hindsight, maybe motion detection probably wasn't needed for BOTH cameras...
LLMa
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LLMa,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/29/2018 | 1:13:08 PM
Caption
Live demo: Nation states engaged in mutual surveilllance
acampbell448
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acampbell448,
User Rank: Strategist
11/29/2018 | 1:49:58 PM
Love
Is this what AI Love at first sight looks like?
perrycarilion
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perrycarilion,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/29/2018 | 3:12:10 PM
Caption
The sticker says "Monitoring by the Department of Surveillance Department"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/29/2018 | 11:02:36 PM
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"In Soviet Russia..."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/29/2018 | 11:04:02 PM
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"Honey, where's my phone? This will be perfect for my Instagram story."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/29/2018 | 11:06:11 PM
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"The weird thing is that they're both dummy cameras."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/29/2018 | 11:08:17 PM
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"That's cool and all, but have you guys seen my desk?"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/29/2018 | 11:11:08 PM
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"Hey! Pay attention to us!"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/29/2018 | 11:58:10 PM
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"I've got the livestream running in the next room."
xyzzy-lwpi
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xyzzy-lwpi,
User Rank: Strategist
11/30/2018 | 11:07:53 AM
Camera SNAFU
It's everything I've come to expect from years of government training.
Websecurity
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Websecurity,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/30/2018 | 11:47:38 AM
Cartoon Caption
(Humans Looking Up and Saying) - "Are You Seeing This?"
daybreak1199
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daybreak1199,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/30/2018 | 4:43:05 PM
Risk
"Looks like the AI risk assessment results are in"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:28:06 PM
07
"Hey, um, the CEO's on fire."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:28:55 PM
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"Come on and kiss already!"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:29:30 PM
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"Staring contests aren't what they used to be."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:32:16 PM
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"I thought you weren't supposed to cross the streams."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:33:02 PM
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"Which one's us and which one's the Russians?"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:34:00 PM
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"So can we go home early?"
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 10:35:12 PM
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"Unfollow."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2018 | 11:26:11 PM
14
"Scheduled maintenance."
Chickenprism
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Chickenprism,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/2/2018 | 7:01:30 PM
Redundancy
Monitoring the monitoring equipment!
Chickenprism
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Chickenprism,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/2/2018 | 7:07:20 PM
News article
Top ten most secure locations you wont believe! 
willgetin
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willgetin,
User Rank: Guru
12/3/2018 | 11:08:11 AM
The I's have it...
We told procurement to dot their i's and cross their t's on the surveillance system quote.  Apparently someone got it backwards...  Now we jus have to locate the dotted t's...
dwhite467
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dwhite467,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/3/2018 | 12:18:08 PM
Name that Toon
" This proves that AI has gone too far -- they're in love! "
Chickenprism
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Chickenprism,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/3/2018 | 8:35:03 PM
Confusion
Is George trying to reduce overhead by running cameras in SLI?
rcash
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rcash,
User Rank: Strategist
12/4/2018 | 9:50:44 AM
I don't believe this is what security meant by telling us to monitor who's monitoring us
I don't believe this is what security meant by telling us to monitor who's monitoring us
stucoates
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stucoates,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/5/2018 | 3:51:07 AM
Question answered!
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
12/5/2018 | 8:46:27 AM
BS in Photography
Is the bio for the new CSO online?
kpoeling
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kpoeling,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/5/2018 | 9:56:39 AM
It's a test!
Let's see how many people we can get to click on this picture as if it was a phishing email... so far security isn't looking too good.
FMB3
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FMB3,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/5/2018 | 2:05:01 PM
Trust no one
This is what happens when you have a red and blue security teams
They don't trust anyone....including each other!
FKREITZBERG980
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FKREITZBERG980,
User Rank: Moderator
12/5/2018 | 3:01:54 PM
Camers
I see building security and corporate security are still not getting along.
douglasgray1992
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douglasgray1992,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/13/2018 | 12:20:31 PM
Re: Camers
I think we're taking this insider threat thing a little far.
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
12/6/2018 | 10:00:09 AM
True
Mueller used the one on the left for probable cause and the other for backup.
jkeller_lluh
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jkeller_lluh,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/6/2018 | 3:54:32 PM
Zero Trust
Looks like security's Zero Trust implementation needs some refinement.
NordicNorm
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NordicNorm,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/7/2018 | 8:18:41 AM
Cartoon Contest
I guess this answers the question: who's watching the watchers?
drypaint
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drypaint,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/11/2018 | 12:30:15 AM
Cam07
CAM07: "CAM09, do you ever feel paranoid? Like someone is watching everything you do?"

CAM09: "Sometimes CAM07, but then I remind myself that I really don't do anything worth watching."
BigDrD
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BigDrD,
User Rank: Guru
12/11/2018 | 2:45:59 AM
New camera 2FA closed loop!
New camera 2FA closed loop!
aarrowood
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aarrowood,
User Rank: Strategist
12/11/2018 | 2:09:01 PM
caption
Huh, looks like someone took my "but who's going to watch the watchers?!?" comment too far...
HPERPER
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HPERPER,
User Rank: Strategist
12/12/2018 | 3:30:42 PM
Name That Toon: I Spy
Since we installed the new security system we have not lost a single security camera.
BasselALBP
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BasselALBP,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/13/2018 | 1:12:22 AM
When Harry Met Sally
When Harry Met Sally
mike@deming
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[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
12/13/2018 | 1:41:01 PM
Name that toon
Who is watching who!
rdtwombly
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rdtwombly,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/13/2018 | 2:01:57 PM
Republicans and Democrats
Now we can see why Congress can't get anything done.
wkilburn
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wkilburn,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/13/2018 | 3:24:02 PM
Cartoon contest
So now we are monitoring the monitor?
cumberbatch00111
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cumberbatch00111,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/14/2018 | 1:12:47 AM
Caption goes like:
camera, camera everywhere, not a single news to rely on
acampbell448
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acampbell448,
User Rank: Strategist
12/14/2018 | 10:58:22 AM
AI Hypnotist!
Look deep into my eyes.  You are getting sleepy, very sleepy......
Flakpup
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Flakpup,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/20/2018 | 12:18:01 PM
Hindsight
In hindsight it seems inevitable... the AI itself has become our greatest Insider Threat.
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