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John Klossner
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Name That Toon: Beat the Heat

We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!
We provide the cartoon. You write the caption!

 
Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes August 15.

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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8/7/2019 | 1:49:46 PM
The instructive guard
STROKE! STROKE!
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8/2/2019 | 5:54:41 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Reminder: Wait one hour after eating before swimming in the VM Server Pool.
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8/2/2019 | 10:04:44 AM
New End Point Security
Janet!  Don't click on that link in that e-mail!  You don't know where it's been!
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8/2/2019 | 9:29:29 AM
Upper management reading articles again.
Upper management must have read an article about hiring outside normal talent pools to bring in new ways of doing things.
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8/1/2019 | 2:04:22 PM
Name That Toon: Beat the Heat
When you apply for the Supervisor position, but you lied on your resume and you have no idea what you're doing.
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7/31/2019 | 2:16:51 PM
Pool caption
"When they invited me to join the office pool, I naturally thought..."
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7/31/2019 | 9:23:52 AM
Baywatch?
Who requested approval to watch Baywatch during break?   I think it backfired.....
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7/30/2019 | 7:10:02 PM
Jane!...
Jane! Hey Jane! Reboot, please! .... Yes Jane now. 
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7/30/2019 | 11:23:52 AM
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"Who has any impediments they need rescuing from today?!"
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thats an internship...
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