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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal.
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Blaze007, User Rank: Strategist 7/22/2019 | 12:23:24 PM
Re: New Caption Contest! "Phishing" vs. "Fishing"
Curiously, the use of lifeguards to thwart "fishing" at Bubba's Discount Software & Trinkets didn't prove to be as successful as initially anticipated.
fredvee, User Rank: Apprentice 7/12/2019 | 5:29:46 PM
Caption
DUN DUN DUN DUN ^ >Transmission Control Protocol, Src Port: 22609, Dst Port: 36324, Seq: 1, Ack: 1, Len: 1460< "Get out of the cubicles! Get out of the cubicles! We're gonna need a bigger computer..."
Ratteau, User Rank: Strategist 7/15/2019 | 8:30:25 AM
Teri Garr, Office Lifeguard
Narrator: before deciding to go with their "Terry Tate, Office Linebacker" campaign, Adidas also considered "Teri Garr, Office Lifeguard" but wisely chose against it after a tragic CPR-wet towel-powerstrip incident.
donm5656, User Rank: Apprentice 7/18/2019 | 10:58:24 PM
Team Phish
All Right Team, lets just see who's L33T out there! First one to Phish a C Ring officer gets the rest of the day off! One rule - you can only type with one hand! 3-2-1-GO!
Ace2010, User Rank: Strategist 7/22/2019 | 2:36:09 PM
Security Training
Due to their lack of understanding, when the execs heard that the company needed phishing training, this was their answer. Their employees were greatly relieved to find that the execs hadn't been told about Spear Phishing.
sgkmp, User Rank: Apprentice 7/25/2019 | 12:14:26 PM
BIO Break
Everyone, please, stop what you are doing and step away from your workstations. I'll be away for a few minutes for a BIO break. YOu can resume work when I'back. Safety first. Tks.
Romteck, User Rank: Strategist 8/7/2019 | 8:55:32 PM
Caption Contest
Oh the lifeguard? It was an unfortunate typo in a memo stating "We need someone to handle GDPR" was autocorrected to "We need someone to handle CPR". On the upside, we have to wait for 30 minutes after lunch before being allowed back at our desks.
printershredder, User Rank: Apprentice 9/25/2019 | 8:55:23 AM
Beat the Heat: misreading the thermostat
Delores was a literal programmer preferring fixed values in source code wherever possible and badly misunderstood a colleague that said, "I'm drowing in work".
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The 10 Most Impactful Types of Vulnerabilities for Enterprises TodayManaging system vulnerabilities is one of the old est - and most frustrating - security challenges that enterprise defenders face. Every software application and hardware device ships with intrinsic flaws - flaws that, if critical enough, attackers can exploit from anywhere in the world. It's crucial that defenders take stock of what areas of the tech stack have the most emerging, and critical, vulnerabilities they must manage. It's not just zero day vulnerabilities. Consider that CISA's Known Exploited Vulnerabilities (KEV) catalog lists vulnerabilitlies in widely used applications that are "actively exploited," and most of them are flaws that were discovered several years ago and have been fixed. There are also emerging vulnerabilities in 5G networks, cloud infrastructure, Edge applications, and firmwares to consider.
How Enterprises are Developing Secure Applications
Recent breaches of third-party apps are driving many organizations to think harder about the security of their off-the-shelf software as they continue to move left in secure software development practices.
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