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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Marilyn Cohodas
Marilyn Cohodas,
User Rank: Strategist
7/12/2019 | 12:07:59 PM
New Caption Contest!
We provide the cartoon. You write the caption! Winner gets a $25 Amazon Gift Card. Go for it!
User Rank: Strategist
7/12/2019 | 2:21:08 PM
Beat the Heat
Couldn't afford a manager with security experiance so they were told to bring someone if from outside.
User Rank: Strategist
7/12/2019 | 2:24:05 PM
Beat the Heat
Cyber Guard Duty: "Don't click that email Karen!!!"
User Rank: Apprentice
7/12/2019 | 3:02:13 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Cyber lifeguard: Bob! Bob! take your 10 minute Social media break!
User Rank: Apprentice
7/12/2019 | 5:22:08 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
>Transmission Control Protocol, Src Port: 22609, Dst Port: 36324, Seq: 1, Ack: 1, Len: 1460<

"Get out of the cubicles! Get out of the cubicles! We're gonna need a bigger computer..."
User Rank: Apprentice
7/12/2019 | 5:29:46 PM
DUN DUN DUN DUN ^ >Transmission Control Protocol, Src Port: 22609, Dst Port: 36324, Seq: 1, Ack: 1, Len: 1460<  "Get out of the cubicles! Get out of the cubicles! We're gonna need a bigger computer..."
User Rank: Strategist
7/12/2019 | 5:37:29 PM
Louder is Better
Tired of the repetitive excuses from employees of "not knowing" what they should and should not be doing after endless policy reviews?

Lifeguard Managed Security provides experienced personnel in maintaining the order you deserve.
User Rank: Ninja
7/12/2019 | 7:09:26 PM
At what point are we going to start making the employee accountable for their actions?

If we don't, then what is the point (i.e. GDPR)?

User Rank: Strategist
7/15/2019 | 8:30:25 AM
Teri Garr, Office Lifeguard
Narrator: before deciding to go with their "Terry Tate, Office Linebacker" campaign, Adidas also considered "Teri Garr, Office Lifeguard" but wisely chose against it after a tragic CPR-wet towel-powerstrip incident.
User Rank: Strategist
7/15/2019 | 9:51:58 AM
Cartoon Contest
Tom! You are out of scope, please lease in our DHCP pool.
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