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7/12/2019
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John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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MarkPrindle
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7/31/2019 | 2:16:51 PM
Pool caption
"When they invited me to join the office pool, I naturally thought..."
albefranks
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albefranks,
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7/30/2019 | 7:10:02 PM
Jane!...
Jane! Hey Jane! Reboot, please! .... Yes Jane now. 
larriee
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7/30/2019 | 11:23:52 AM
caption
"Who has any impediments they need rescuing from today?!"
KarlK136
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KarlK136,
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7/29/2019 | 12:50:05 PM
Re: Cartoon Contest
thats an internship...
Kristendean80
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7/29/2019 | 10:17:21 AM
Cartoon Contest
Good News: IT security was included in the budget this year. We can now hire one high school student from June to August.
kratiw
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7/29/2019 | 9:35:46 AM
No swimming in the data lake!
The lake has been comproised by a virus and is currently close. Please report to quarantine now!

 
cmcalicia
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7/27/2019 | 7:19:35 PM
Life Guards zgotta Shout
It's true, managers can be anyone, even lifeguards. To make me feel important I have this here megaphone.
USNAE10
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7/25/2019 | 6:07:16 PM
SPF CNTL ALT DELETE
When your boss would rather be at the beach, but cybersecurity is breached!
sgkmp
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7/25/2019 | 12:14:26 PM
BIO Break
Everyone, please, stop what you are doing and step away from your workstations. I'll be away for a few minutes for a BIO break. YOu can resume work when I'back. Safety first. Tks.
mkonopka
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7/23/2019 | 11:47:32 AM
Phishing simulation
LG- Attention we have active phishing simulation, I repeat active phishing simulation do not click on that link...

User- Hmm new email from HR let me check this benefits link.

 
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