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printershredder
printershredder,
User Rank: Apprentice
9/25/2019 | 8:55:23 AM
Beat the Heat: misreading the thermostat
Delores was a literal programmer preferring fixed values in source code wherever possible and badly misunderstood a colleague that said, "I'm drowing in work".
LevA532
LevA532,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/18/2019 | 10:02:45 AM
Lifeguard on Duty
Lifeguard: [ waving naval flags ] Slide back to the firewall! You are blocking the ports! Repeat! You are blocking the bubble ports!

[...]

Lifeguard: [ through bullhorn ] THE ENTIRE STAFF APPRECIATES YOUR COOPERATION!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
LauraA445
LauraA445,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/15/2019 | 5:04:48 PM
Re: New End Point Security
Everyone remain calm during software updates, sharks can smell vunerabilties !
PajamaSam
PajamaSam,
User Rank: Strategist
8/14/2019 | 3:54:51 PM
Name That Toon: Beat the Heat
Walk!
Eromeu
Eromeu,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/13/2019 | 1:25:21 PM
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Guarantee: Our Cybersecurity Awareness messages will get to our end users!
Romteck
Romteck,
User Rank: Strategist
8/7/2019 | 8:55:32 PM
Caption Contest
Oh the lifeguard?
It was an unfortunate typo in a memo stating "We need someone to handle GDPR" was autocorrected to "We need someone to handle CPR".
On the upside, we have to wait for 30 minutes after lunch before being allowed back at our desks.
Romteck
Romteck,
User Rank: Strategist
8/7/2019 | 8:48:40 PM
Caption Contest
Hey you!
Yes, you. No Running ... as Admin. Save that for your own network at home.
clashe358
clashe358,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/7/2019 | 1:49:46 PM
The instructive guard
STROKE! STROKE!
ChildhoodMemory
ChildhoodMemory,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/2/2019 | 5:54:41 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Reminder: Wait one hour after eating before swimming in the VM Server Pool.
mcollins0092
mcollins0092,
User Rank: Apprentice
8/1/2019 | 2:04:22 PM
Name That Toon: Beat the Heat
When you apply for the Supervisor position, but you lied on your resume and you have no idea what you're doing.
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