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11/25/2016
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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11/28/2016 | 7:12:14 PM
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"The new guy's okay, but he got pretty angry when someone at the cookies in the breakroom with his name on them."
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11/28/2016 | 7:16:31 PM
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"He's making a listserv and checking it twice."
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11/28/2016 | 7:17:50 PM
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"I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty sick of these H1-B Visas."
Kmdean80
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11/28/2016 | 9:30:40 PM
Caption for comic
It looks like Everyone is getting what they want this year.....Someone Posted Santas Credit card info online
PaulT566
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PaulT566,
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11/29/2016 | 10:56:24 AM
Santa at the helpdesk
Apparently there is a cyber war on Christmas and Santa wants to do his part.
scnaseba
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scnaseba,
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11/29/2016 | 5:23:56 PM

"He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake"
"Yeah... these IoT breaches are getting intense"
scnaseba
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scnaseba,
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11/29/2016 | 5:24:41 PM
caption
"He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake"
"Yeah... these IoT breaches are getting intense"
Y-not!
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Y-not!,
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11/30/2016 | 10:28:02 AM
New algorithm
We've implemented a new "naughty or nice" algorithm based on social media feeds.

There are going to be lots of dissapointed children this year...
gmadden
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11/30/2016 | 11:32:45 AM
Browser History
Ever since Santa got a job with the NSA, more and more people have been getting coal.
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11/30/2016 | 1:16:54 PM
privacy acts affect eveything
Now that kids are texting Santa their wishlist, Santa has to be COPA compliant. We agreed to allow him to use a secured system...you know, so ECorp gets off the naughty list.
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