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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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1/16/2017 | 11:43:33 AM
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There's an intruder on our network. Uses the name [email protected] Klau5.
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1/10/2017 | 12:26:44 PM
"The new guy..."
"The new guy calls me 'Blitzen' and just sits there watching reindeer porn all day..."
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1/9/2017 | 6:59:57 PM
Malware Christmas!
Have you met the new SOC Engineer.  Driving me nuts.  He keeps saying, "Whoa Oh Ho, Maaaaaalware Missed Us.  Malware Missed Us, everybody!"
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1/6/2017 | 10:59:48 AM
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I don't think Bob takes his Red Team job seriously.
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reggicat,
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1/6/2017 | 10:20:16 AM
Naughty or Nice
His stats are completely unacceptable. He keeps verifying everything twice.
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1/6/2017 | 10:03:46 AM
Elf Monitoring
With this new insider threat tool I can keep tabs on what the elves are doing in the off-season!!
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1/5/2017 | 6:23:47 PM
lu
"No, I think he's just a UNIX programmer."
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1/5/2017 | 6:22:11 PM
bt
"He's busy adding nodes beneath the tree."
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1/5/2017 | 3:01:55 PM
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He says he'll work 364 nights a year and we get to pay him in milk and cookies!
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1/5/2017 | 9:51:22 AM
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"New QA engineer.  Checking everything twice."
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