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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: Naughty or Nice

Submit your caption in the comments, and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winner by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs up for those you find funny. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed.

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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EnzoP200
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EnzoP200,
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1/16/2017 | 11:43:33 AM
Cartoon Caption
There's an intruder on our network. Uses the name [email protected] Klau5.
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XanderC027,
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1/10/2017 | 12:26:44 PM
"The new guy..."
"The new guy calls me 'Blitzen' and just sits there watching reindeer porn all day..."
SeanP20101
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SeanP20101,
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1/9/2017 | 6:59:57 PM
Malware Christmas!
Have you met the new SOC Engineer.  Driving me nuts.  He keeps saying, "Whoa Oh Ho, Maaaaaalware Missed Us.  Malware Missed Us, everybody!"
Bill in MD
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Bill in MD,
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1/6/2017 | 10:59:48 AM
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I don't think Bob takes his Red Team job seriously.
reggicat
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reggicat,
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1/6/2017 | 10:20:16 AM
Naughty or Nice
His stats are completely unacceptable. He keeps verifying everything twice.
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LK2012,
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1/6/2017 | 10:03:46 AM
Elf Monitoring
With this new insider threat tool I can keep tabs on what the elves are doing in the off-season!!
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/5/2017 | 6:23:47 PM
lu
"No, I think he's just a UNIX programmer."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/5/2017 | 6:22:11 PM
bt
"He's busy adding nodes beneath the tree."
KerryL293
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KerryL293,
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1/5/2017 | 3:01:55 PM
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He says he'll work 364 nights a year and we get to pay him in milk and cookies!
WilliamR980
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1/5/2017 | 9:51:22 AM
Caption Contest
"New QA engineer.  Checking everything twice."
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