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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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EnzoP200
EnzoP200,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/16/2017 | 11:43:33 AM
Cartoon Caption
There's an intruder on our network. Uses the name [email protected] Klau5.
XanderC027
XanderC027,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/10/2017 | 12:26:44 PM
"The new guy..."
"The new guy calls me 'Blitzen' and just sits there watching reindeer porn all day..."
SeanP20101
SeanP20101,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/9/2017 | 6:59:57 PM
Malware Christmas!
Have you met the new SOC Engineer.  Driving me nuts.  He keeps saying, "Whoa Oh Ho, Maaaaaalware Missed Us.  Malware Missed Us, everybody!"
Bill in MD
Bill in MD,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/6/2017 | 10:59:48 AM
Caption
I don't think Bob takes his Red Team job seriously.
reggicat
reggicat,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/6/2017 | 10:20:16 AM
Naughty or Nice
His stats are completely unacceptable. He keeps verifying everything twice.
LK2012
LK2012,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/6/2017 | 10:03:46 AM
Elf Monitoring
With this new insider threat tool I can keep tabs on what the elves are doing in the off-season!!
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/5/2017 | 6:23:47 PM
lu
"No, I think he's just a UNIX programmer."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/5/2017 | 6:22:11 PM
bt
"He's busy adding nodes beneath the tree."
KerryL293
KerryL293,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/5/2017 | 3:01:55 PM
Caption
He says he'll work 364 nights a year and we get to pay him in milk and cookies!
WilliamR980
WilliamR980,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/5/2017 | 9:51:22 AM
Caption Contest
"New QA engineer.  Checking everything twice."
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