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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Cartoon Contest: Gong Show

Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes Dec. 23. 

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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peakgrunt
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12/14/2020 | 11:28:26 AM
Gong Show: Test of Vigilance
Just "remain vigilant"
magordon13
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12/8/2020 | 1:21:18 PM
Password Strength Gong
Don't worry, you'll know if audit doesn't like your password strength!
W1T3H4T
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W1T3H4T,
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12/8/2020 | 11:44:01 AM
Cartoon Contest: Gong Show
I should have warned you before the interview: if he doesn't like your code, then you're gone with a gong.
gwieman685
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12/8/2020 | 9:00:15 AM
You were gonged how many times?
The boss had a bad experience as a Gong Show contestant.
FFTP.ALLDAY
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FFTP.ALLDAY,
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12/8/2020 | 7:37:49 AM
Obvious is Obvious
The manager is obviously striking the gong every time a issue is solved via restart.
AishaC668
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12/7/2020 | 7:21:28 PM
Gong Show Caption Contest
"This is why nobody likes Tom."
ChadF3
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12/7/2020 | 6:55:45 PM
Less Bugs Missed
This wasn't what I expected when they asked me to do Pair Programming.
fixitcamp
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12/7/2020 | 10:38:54 AM
Caption contest
I think "This comment is waiting for review by our moderators." is perfect!
Bonafide
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12/6/2020 | 4:28:02 AM
Covid-19
Company coronavirus countdown. Still three of us left.
pmauriks
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12/3/2020 | 11:07:04 PM
Gong Show.
Honestly, I find it much less distracting than Windows 10 pop-up messages.
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