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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Cartoon Contest: Gong Show

Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes Dec. 23. 

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Bonafide
Bonafide,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/6/2020 | 4:28:02 AM
Covid-19
Company coronavirus countdown. Still three of us left.
fixitcamp
fixitcamp,
User Rank: Guru
12/7/2020 | 10:38:54 AM
Caption contest
I think "This comment is waiting for review by our moderators." is perfect!
ChadF3
ChadF3,
User Rank: Strategist
12/7/2020 | 6:55:45 PM
Less Bugs Missed
This wasn't what I expected when they asked me to do Pair Programming.
AishaC668
AishaC668,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/7/2020 | 7:21:28 PM
Gong Show Caption Contest
"This is why nobody likes Tom."
FFTP.ALLDAY
FFTP.ALLDAY,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/8/2020 | 7:37:49 AM
Obvious is Obvious
The manager is obviously striking the gong every time a issue is solved via restart.
gwieman685
gwieman685,
User Rank: Strategist
12/8/2020 | 9:00:15 AM
You were gonged how many times?
The boss had a bad experience as a Gong Show contestant.
W1T3H4T
W1T3H4T,
User Rank: Guru
12/8/2020 | 11:44:01 AM
Cartoon Contest: Gong Show
I should have warned you before the interview: if he doesn't like your code, then you're gone with a gong.
magordon13
magordon13,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/8/2020 | 1:21:18 PM
Password Strength Gong
Don't worry, you'll know if audit doesn't like your password strength!
peakgrunt
peakgrunt,
User Rank: Guru
12/14/2020 | 11:28:26 AM
Gong Show: Test of Vigilance
Just "remain vigilant"
NU-Cengel
NU-Cengel,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/15/2020 | 5:04:24 PM
Caption: I don't know why this fixes the server problem....it just does.
Caption: I don't know why this fixes the server problem....it just does.
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