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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Cartoon Contest: Gong Show

Submit your caption in the comments and our panel of experts will reward the winner with a $25 Amazon gift card. If you don't want to enter a caption, help us pick a winning caption by voting on the submissions. Click thumbs-up for those you find funny; thumbs-down, not so. As always, editorial comments are encouraged and welcomed. Click here for contest rules. For advice on how to beat the competition, check out How To Win A Cartoon Caption Contest. The contest closes Dec. 23. 

John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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mmillslagel85001
mmillslagel85001,
User Rank: Guru
12/22/2020 | 9:57:39 AM
Cartoon contest
Couldn't we have just gotten a bell to ring when we do a good job?
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/21/2020 | 12:00:05 PM
Going all Gong
Jeff needs to have his hearing checked...When the manager said our KPIs are heading in the "wrong" direction, Jeff thought she said "gong" and was excited to bring his into the office.
kratiw
kratiw,
User Rank: Strategist
12/21/2020 | 9:43:16 AM
The latest drama story in IT ...
Gong with SolarWinds

Too soon?

 
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 4:17:01 PM
Quality Assurance
Instead of hiring a full QA team to test our code, they hired Steve who can spot a defect a mile away. So, if you hear the gong, you'll know why!
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 4:13:37 PM
Social Distancing
This was management's solution to ensuring social distancing...So, if you get too close, it's Fred's job to let you know!
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 3:33:27 PM
Code Review
Before he did code review, he toured with Queen as the gong player for Bohemian Rhapsody!
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 3:29:32 PM
More Cowbell
While I love the gong, what we really need around here is "more cowbell"
dianeabbott
dianeabbott,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/17/2020 | 12:03:34 PM
Secure Code Review
He takes the secure code review VERY seriously.
dannoman
dannoman,
User Rank: Strategist
12/17/2020 | 6:12:24 AM
Oh, the gong?
"What's with the gong?" "Oh him? He doesn't do actual work, he just critiques others. When you have a flaw, 'GONG!'"
NU-Cengel
NU-Cengel,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/15/2020 | 5:04:24 PM
Caption: I don't know why this fixes the server problem....it just does.
Caption: I don't know why this fixes the server problem....it just does.
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