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11/24/2017
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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Mogden24
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12/21/2017 | 3:50:37 PM
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Kim Jong-un and his Wanna Cry hackers won't see this coming. It's magic, Santa. Every time I hammer a nail in, a cybersecurity professional earns a white hat. 
TedG20101
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12/20/2017 | 11:55:24 PM
'Tis the Season
I just finished the prototype with our Series A funding, Santa. If we tell the investors we're coming out with a cloud version and call it next gen, I'm sure we'll get a Series B round.
smoyer16801
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12/20/2017 | 10:16:47 AM
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Santa loses his shirt when his Reality startup doesn't live up to the VR experience.
jacey41
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12/15/2017 | 1:38:55 PM
Name That Toon: 'Tis the Season
This is kid proof! You wanna to test to make sure it is also adult proof?
cwatters432
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12/15/2017 | 1:00:26 PM
Looks like the Augmented Reality Acupuncture Barbie is ready to ship!
Looks like the Augmented Reality Acupuncture Barbie is ready to ship!
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12/14/2017 | 7:49:38 PM
Re: Entry to Name That Toon
Santa: "How about a unicorn coming out of a monitor instead?"
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12/12/2017 | 3:37:22 PM
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Gee, these virtual reality goggles work great!!! 
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12/12/2017 | 12:44:55 PM
Outsourcing
That's it, next year we start outsourcing toy production.
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12/11/2017 | 4:43:26 PM
Look what I bought!
Look what I bought Santa! I might not know how to use it or what it does but there was a 97% End of Year discount!
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12/11/2017 | 11:50:05 AM
Virtually
Hey Mr. C.,

Christmas is virtually in the bag!
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