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11/24/2017
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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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11/24/2017 | 9:43:22 AM
"Nailed it!"
"Nailed it!"
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11/24/2017 | 11:35:09 AM
The perils of product testing
"Here ya go! Time to release to our customer base for A/B testing!"
"Uhhhmm.. I don't think that's a bug or feature... Time to rethink funding for QA... and my management decisions..."
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11/27/2017 | 10:03:42 AM
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But I am Santa Clause. not Hammer Claws!
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11/27/2017 | 11:25:08 AM
Bolt-on Security
"Look boss! We were able to nail on security!"
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11/27/2017 | 3:01:56 PM
VR?
Boss I think the new VR based toy building tool needs some work yet!
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11/27/2017 | 4:23:40 PM
'Tis the Season (to beTesting)
Eddie, I said I wanted a pen test on the perimeter of the workshop, not the toys.  Besides, I was talking to Tom in IT.
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11/28/2017 | 4:37:38 PM
We had 3D printers at elf school!
We had 3D printers at elf school!
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11/29/2017 | 11:46:51 AM
Last brick!!!
Here's the last brick of the corporate firewall....It's impenetrable!
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11/30/2017 | 8:43:08 AM
Pen Test
FireWALL? I thought you said Pen Test the FirePLACE....
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11/30/2017 | 12:36:56 PM
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The toy virtually every kid will want this year.
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