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John Klossner
John Klossner
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Name That Toon: 'Tis the Season

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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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chip1805
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12/7/2017 | 12:50:39 AM
'Tis the Season
In hindsight, Santa should have listened to the IT department and trained all the users before rolling out the new VR headsets.
leo4point7lion
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12/6/2017 | 9:37:36 AM
Name That Toon
Santa, what do you think about the new prototype for Virtual Reality: Cracker Barrel???

 

 
jwadhwa
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12/4/2017 | 4:21:46 PM
Entry to Name That Toon
Connected Chimneys - IoT Sensors Prototype
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12/4/2017 | 1:33:28 PM
cartoon post
Hey Santa, I think the new guy needs some training.

 
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imagez,
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12/4/2017 | 11:03:21 AM
Name That Toon: 'Tis the Season
Hey Santa,

I was opening some ports in out fire (brick) wall and some of the NAT configuration is not going well!!! It was really tough and some sparks flew and there was some pretty blue smoke!!!!
jrig1842
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12/4/2017 | 8:52:15 AM
Name That Toon: "Tis the Season"
"Santa, I can't build a thing with these VR glasses!"
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12/1/2017 | 1:58:43 PM
the first mouse Steve Jobs created in his Garage... before Wozniak re-built it.
the first mouse Steve Jobs created in his Garage... before Wozniak re-built it.
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12/1/2017 | 9:23:40 AM
Name That Toon: 'Tis The Season
Elf: "Look! It's a new addition to the Linksys EA series!"
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12/1/2017 | 9:13:47 AM
Economics
Hey Santa, due to the rising price of coal the engineering department came up with this as a gift for those on the naughty list.
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12/1/2017 | 8:36:15 AM
This is what you get
This is what you get when you promote a career Krampus elf.
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