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John Klossner
John Klossner
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John Klossner has been drawing technology cartoons for more than 15 years. His work regularly appears in Computerworld and Federal Computer Week. His illustrations and cartoons have also been published in The New Yorker, Barron's, and The Wall Street Journal. Web site: ... View Full Bio

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kpensacola
kpensacola,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/3/2018 | 1:44:23 PM
My late post
Jingle drones on about nothing as Santa dreams of off-season when nothing elf matters.
cacacloud
cacacloud,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/2/2018 | 11:35:47 AM
Re: Tis the Season
Rolf Harris caught wearing a Santa outfit.
JasonF217
JasonF217,
User Rank: Strategist
1/2/2018 | 11:27:26 AM
Tis the Season
We can make millions packaging a bunch of pieces of crap together into a new product!
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
12/31/2017 | 9:56:01 PM
5
"Not bad for a Monday Christmas!"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
12/30/2017 | 10:27:06 PM
4
"On the bright side, I just caught a Mew!"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
12/30/2017 | 10:24:43 PM
3
"It's the beta version. We'll sell the headsets with the upgrade."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
12/30/2017 | 10:23:52 PM
2
"Mrs. Claus, will you marry me?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
12/30/2017 | 10:21:53 PM
1
"We'll just make the same assumptions as every other tech company about VR adoption."
abby.ross
abby.ross,
User Rank: Strategist
12/27/2017 | 12:24:44 PM
Hey Santa, Here's your IoT device
Hey Santa, here's your IoT device. Hit this nail to monitor what the elves are doing. Hit this one to track Rudolph and the sleigh. Oh, and don't worry, I set your password. It's "Santa123456."
Mogden24
Mogden24,
User Rank: Guru
12/21/2017 | 3:50:44 PM
Caption Contest
Kim Jong-un and his Wanna Cry hackers won't see this coming. It's magic, Santa. Every time I hammer a nail in, a cybersecurity professional earns a white hat. 
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