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Cartoon Contest: Gong Show
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drmrs
drmrs,
User Rank: Strategist
11/19/2020 | 4:31:37 PM
Cartoon Contest: Gong Show
A GONG is as good as a cyber attack.
northdmr
northdmr,
User Rank: Strategist
11/24/2020 | 10:50:10 AM
New Alert - Patch Tuesday
That's the CISO's new alert sound for Patch Tuesday upodates.  Let's get busy!
pfharv@gmail.com
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/24/2020 | 2:38:21 PM
Cartoon Rythym
« I said Clickety-click-click-Gong » not fyjqteeusurerkryo
Tempest2004
Tempest2004,
User Rank: Strategist
11/24/2020 | 10:14:22 PM
Gong
He hits the gong anytime he sees someone click on an email link.
rwza01@gmail.com
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
11/27/2020 | 12:47:43 AM
tamtam.chat
He's proving that the tamtam app is really available on any platform
cstudent
cstudent,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/28/2020 | 3:04:45 PM
Caption Contest: Gong Show
I dozed off at my desk one time.
dabeertender
dabeertender,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/30/2020 | 3:42:56 PM
Gong
We are really excited about our new two tone authentication system!
acampbell448
acampbell448,
User Rank: Ninja
12/1/2020 | 9:25:51 AM
Bing Watching?
I think the boss is bing watching '70s TV shows again!
matthewkmiller
matthewkmiller,
User Rank: Strategist
12/3/2020 | 11:45:17 AM
Broken Speaker
The speaker in my workstation stopped working. It's my new mail alert.
pmauriks
pmauriks,
User Rank: Strategist
12/3/2020 | 11:07:04 PM
Gong Show.
Honestly, I find it much less distracting than Windows 10 pop-up messages.
Bonafide
Bonafide,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/6/2020 | 4:28:02 AM
Covid-19
Company coronavirus countdown. Still three of us left.
fixitcamp
fixitcamp,
User Rank: Guru
12/7/2020 | 10:38:54 AM
Caption contest
I think "This comment is waiting for review by our moderators." is perfect!
ChadF3
ChadF3,
User Rank: Strategist
12/7/2020 | 6:55:45 PM
Less Bugs Missed
This wasn't what I expected when they asked me to do Pair Programming.
AishaC668
AishaC668,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/7/2020 | 7:21:28 PM
Gong Show Caption Contest
"This is why nobody likes Tom."
FFTP.ALLDAY
FFTP.ALLDAY,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/8/2020 | 7:37:49 AM
Obvious is Obvious
The manager is obviously striking the gong every time a issue is solved via restart.
gwieman685
gwieman685,
User Rank: Strategist
12/8/2020 | 9:00:15 AM
You were gonged how many times?
The boss had a bad experience as a Gong Show contestant.
W1T3H4T
W1T3H4T,
User Rank: Guru
12/8/2020 | 11:44:01 AM
Cartoon Contest: Gong Show
I should have warned you before the interview: if he doesn't like your code, then you're gone with a gong.
magordon13
magordon13,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/8/2020 | 1:21:18 PM
Password Strength Gong
Don't worry, you'll know if audit doesn't like your password strength!
peakgrunt
peakgrunt,
User Rank: Guru
12/14/2020 | 11:28:26 AM
Gong Show: Test of Vigilance
Just "remain vigilant"
NU-Cengel
NU-Cengel,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/15/2020 | 5:04:24 PM
Caption: I don't know why this fixes the server problem....it just does.
Caption: I don't know why this fixes the server problem....it just does.
dannoman
dannoman,
User Rank: Strategist
12/17/2020 | 6:12:24 AM
Oh, the gong?
"What's with the gong?" "Oh him? He doesn't do actual work, he just critiques others. When you have a flaw, 'GONG!'"
dianeabbott
dianeabbott,
User Rank: Apprentice
12/17/2020 | 12:03:34 PM
Secure Code Review
He takes the secure code review VERY seriously.
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 3:29:32 PM
More Cowbell
While I love the gong, what we really need around here is "more cowbell"
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 3:33:27 PM
Code Review
Before he did code review, he toured with Queen as the gong player for Bohemian Rhapsody!
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 4:13:37 PM
Social Distancing
This was management's solution to ensuring social distancing...So, if you get too close, it's Fred's job to let you know!
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/18/2020 | 4:17:01 PM
Quality Assurance
Instead of hiring a full QA team to test our code, they hired Steve who can spot a defect a mile away. So, if you hear the gong, you'll know why!
kratiw
kratiw,
User Rank: Strategist
12/21/2020 | 9:43:16 AM
The latest drama story in IT ...
Gong with SolarWinds

Too soon?

 
Ace2010
Ace2010,
User Rank: Strategist
12/21/2020 | 12:00:05 PM
Going all Gong
Jeff needs to have his hearing checked...When the manager said our KPIs are heading in the "wrong" direction, Jeff thought she said "gong" and was excited to bring his into the office.
mmillslagel85001
mmillslagel85001,
User Rank: Guru
12/22/2020 | 9:57:39 AM
Cartoon contest
Couldn't we have just gotten a bell to ring when we do a good job?


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