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Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
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Marilyn Cohodas
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1/17/2020 | 10:52:48 AM
New Caption Contest!

Give us your best shot! You might win an Amazon gift card!
cdaneena
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cdaneena,
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1/17/2020 | 12:19:46 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
So what'd you do to get sent down here?
JamieG606
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JamieG606,
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1/20/2020 | 8:53:38 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Bob's out fixing our servers in the cloud.
Cyberkashi
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Cyberkashi,
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1/29/2020 | 5:57:29 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Oh that?  Facilities said the IT guys want to run some cables in a raised ceiling.
bmcgonigle
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bmcgonigle,
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1/30/2020 | 12:22:09 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Leadership asked for a cheap cloud backup solution so we're storing the nightly tapes in the drop ceiling. 
CyberInstructor
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CyberInstructor,
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1/30/2020 | 12:49:37 PM
Toxicity Ratings?
Do you think there's plenum in the ceiling?  
ClifBlanchard
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1/30/2020 | 3:40:52 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
The new intern put a bedroll up ther, he calls it his loft apartment.
swaddy69
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2/6/2020 | 4:33:11 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
Audit said secure the wireless access points.  I found the ladder, I'm going to bring a lock and chain tomorrow then we can close the finding.
AngelVipxX
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AngelVipxX,
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2/9/2020 | 6:56:00 PM
Re: New Caption Contest!
I've heard about saving your documents in the cloud, but this is ridiculous!
ANON1252597614247
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1/17/2020 | 11:45:23 AM
Glass ceiling
It is too bad the ceiling is made of glass!
iatassi
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iatassi,
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1/17/2020 | 2:29:08 PM
Caption
We have a backdoor in the ceiling
hamlin841
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hamlin841,
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1/17/2020 | 4:25:04 PM
Cartoon Caption
Yeah, Phil is our new Cloud technician and the thing in his cube in a new cloud access tool.
i2003
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i2003,
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1/19/2020 | 10:16:43 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
Didn't they built the stairway to the cloud in the wrong direction?
ClaytonCyber
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1/21/2020 | 10:03:00 AM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
"Oh Jacob? He got a better offer."
dunham.james@comcast.net
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[email protected],
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1/21/2020 | 4:54:06 PM
Re: Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
Oh, Bill? He's kind of old-school, but one of our best Cloud developers.
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1/23/2020 | 7:37:03 AM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
I've never actually seen the corporate ladder before.
reg2385
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reg2385,
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1/23/2020 | 11:57:09 AM
Cartoon contest
 

It's a PEN test of our cloud security.
Cyu2no
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Cyu2no,
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1/25/2020 | 10:42:28 PM
Name that toon
Oh, that old thing, it's left over from the industrial revolution, think it had something to do with Led Zeppelin.
Cyu2no
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Cyu2no,
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1/28/2020 | 12:50:12 PM
Stuck in the 70s
Must be a Communication Breakdown!
RSR555
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1/27/2020 | 9:40:17 AM
to the top
Yeah, so Dave said something about "a faster way to the top", next thing I know there's tthis ladder...
jrig1842
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1/27/2020 | 3:24:17 PM
Miracles Never Cease
I am pretty sure I just saw Morgan Freeman walking around.
attyaden
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attyaden,
User Rank: Strategist
1/28/2020 | 8:55:24 AM
Cloud Integration
Tom's working on our new cloud service model.
acampbell448
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1/28/2020 | 11:35:35 AM
Ladder programing?
When they did the interview the new industrial controls programmer said he was an expert in building ladder, but I"m not sure this is what we meant!
acampbell448
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1/28/2020 | 11:50:05 AM
Stairway to Heaven
Ethan's been listing to Zepplin again!   He just takes these things to literally......
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1/29/2020 | 10:36:19 AM
Weak points
The CISO told security to get a better overview of the office and find the weak points. Clearly, no one checked the overhead.
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1/29/2020 | 12:02:09 PM
Career Ladder
I was asking about our progression steps and this is what they provided me.
jtommy
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User Rank: Apprentice
1/29/2020 | 3:12:12 PM
Caption
Physical Security Privilege Escalation
JohnM217
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1/29/2020 | 6:27:35 PM
Caption
Johnson found a different way to climb the corporate ladder.
Elezaby
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Elezaby,
User Rank: Strategist
1/30/2020 | 4:10:56 AM
Caption
Well, he was saying something about exploiting a privilege escalation vuln, and then poof
akkumulator
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akkumulator,
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1/31/2020 | 3:49:43 AM
ladder
Your manager said you wanted to quit unless you could climb the corporate ladder.
simonasim414
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2/2/2020 | 5:42:03 AM
Name that Toon
Do they think we would work faster after they have put the coffee machine up there?
Yonel RodolfoH341
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User Rank: Guru
2/2/2020 | 8:25:49 PM
toon name
absent in search
acstudent
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acstudent,
User Rank: Guru
2/3/2020 | 11:02:19 PM
caption contest
Oh, it makes me wonder.
Scott_in_Mesa
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Scott_in_Mesa,
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2/4/2020 | 9:46:44 AM
Staircase comment follows...
He said something about working on the Cloud.
adoherty185
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adoherty185,
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2/4/2020 | 1:24:04 PM
Name that Toon
Shadow IT
kmf5361
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kmf5361,
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2/11/2020 | 4:50:33 PM
Re: Name that Toon
I know Bob said he was climbing the corporate ladder, but this is ridiculous!
jchatmon146
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2/4/2020 | 11:28:02 PM
Staircase to the Cloud
Up you go.
bina
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bina,
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2/6/2020 | 10:29:52 AM
Glass Ceiling
Finally, Jane just broke the glass ceiling!
DavidT30303
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2/7/2020 | 9:57:47 AM
Name that Toon
Once I get the antenna installed, then I will get all the sports channels.
DavM
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2/9/2020 | 7:27:37 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
They forgot to take it away last night after installing a covert security camera.  
DavM
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DavM,
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2/9/2020 | 7:30:37 PM
Name that Toon: Staircase to the Cloud
They forgot to take it away last night after installing a covert security camera.  
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2/11/2020 | 1:17:11 PM
Caption Contest
Management wants us to close all the backdoors to the cloud.
jduggins271
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2/11/2020 | 3:59:41 PM
Cartoon:
Management just sent up Maintenance guy, he said he was here to stop the leaks!
mmiracle198
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2/12/2020 | 8:11:13 AM
Name that Toon; Staircase to the Cloud
The secure cloud access project budget got cut.
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2/15/2020 | 5:36:18 PM
Show me the cloud
The Boss says "if I am paying 4 million a year for the cloud I want to see it!"  So Liz bought the largest ballon she could find and is attaching it to the ceiling.


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