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Name that Toon: A Dog's Life
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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/12/2019 | 11:39:12 AM
js01

"Same."

Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/12/2019 | 11:40:05 AM
js02
"Well, I tried putting a leash on my Millennial, but he still won't leave the house."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/12/2019 | 11:42:38 AM
js03
"We just finished training ours, so he's got a lot of 'rollover' minutes."
pcguy36
pcguy36,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/12/2019 | 12:02:00 PM
pcguy
"My cat just switched from a PC to a tablet, he hated using that damn mouse."
PanamaVet
PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/14/2019 | 8:54:47 AM
PanamaVet
Motion detected alert
blightsey3921
blightsey3921,
User Rank: Strategist
1/14/2019 | 9:55:15 AM
dog's life
I decided to get the Social Retreiver because the Media Terrier is too yappy with too short of an attention span.
bina
bina,
User Rank: Strategist
1/14/2019 | 11:09:51 AM
Dog's Life
They're just too busy to play with us anymore.
GWAIN
GWAIN,
User Rank: Strategist
1/14/2019 | 5:31:33 PM
Pack Animals
I bring her here for the social media interaction.
mascari
mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 12:51:54 PM
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
mascari
mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 12:56:33 PM
Phone assistance dogs
Phone assistance dogs
mascari
mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 1:00:04 PM
Digital guard dogs
Digital guard dogs
mascari
mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 1:02:25 PM
Really! Mine stopped barking too! But, I don't know why.
Really!  Mine stopped barking too!  But, I don't know why.
mascari
mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 1:05:10 PM
I lost my left hand when I tried to slowly reach for the phone while he was talking....
I lost my left hand when I tried to slowly reach for the phone while he was talking....
FKREITZBERG980
FKREITZBERG980,
User Rank: Moderator
1/15/2019 | 2:36:23 PM
Mobile Phone Dog
He sent me a text, he will stop looking at his phone on our walks if I stop looking at mine.
Ratteau
Ratteau,
User Rank: Strategist
1/15/2019 | 2:46:33 PM
Plan is a go
Project Dog Supremacy is a go at 1400
REISEN1955
REISEN1955,
User Rank: Ninja
1/15/2019 | 2:49:26 PM
Re: Plan is a go
It's a new app.  Find-a-Bone.
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/15/2019 | 3:53:53 PM
js04
"He's got 'Speak' down, but we haven't taught him 'Text' yet."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/15/2019 | 3:54:07 PM
js05
"He's a Millennial in dog years."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/15/2019 | 4:15:14 PM
js06
"I don't bother with plastic bags anymore. We just hail a Poober."
andy.ramsdale
andy.ramsdale,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/16/2019 | 6:59:14 AM
A Dog's Life
Mine's not so smart, he just has a basic walkie talkie
andy.ramsdale
andy.ramsdale,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/16/2019 | 7:01:42 AM
Dog's Life
The dog 'n' bone has come a long way since I was a lad
PanamaVet
PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/16/2019 | 9:00:59 AM
This dog can hunt
He qualified for Elite Singles mining bitcoin on public WiFi...
jpitz31
jpitz31,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/16/2019 | 1:28:36 PM
New Caption
"It appears they are all using the new app called 'Cats near me'"
Len Sebesta
Len Sebesta,
User Rank: Strategist
1/16/2019 | 1:59:44 PM
Party like it's 1993
On the SS7 network, nobody knows you're a dog.
srogers57001
srogers57001,
User Rank: Strategist
1/17/2019 | 10:23:23 AM
Caption
I remember when butt-sniffing didn't require MFA.
cdunn355
cdunn355,
User Rank: Strategist
1/17/2019 | 12:12:02 PM
I remember when...
I remember when we were trying to teach him to speak. Now, thanks to Star Trek, we have the universal translator!
clyles
clyles,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/17/2019 | 2:09:12 PM
A dog's Life
If we had kniown they would grow up ignoring us like this, we could have had children.
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/18/2019 | 3:49:17 AM
js07
"I don't mind him using my phone. I mind that he's able to unlock it with FaceID."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/19/2019 | 8:20:35 PM
js08
"He just showed up at my doorstep one day without a geotag."
uversaprod9
uversaprod9,
User Rank: Strategist
1/20/2019 | 12:35:01 PM
Dog Screen
"Sit," "Stay" and "Heel" is now "No Texting" - "No Posting" and  "Put the damn phone down!"
uversaprod9
uversaprod9,
User Rank: Strategist
1/20/2019 | 12:36:24 PM
Puppy Post
"Our 'Less Screen Time' Family Policy is being whole-heartedly and doggedly dismissed...!"
uversaprod9
uversaprod9,
User Rank: Strategist
1/20/2019 | 12:37:32 PM
Give a Dog a Phone
"Give a dog a bone...?!" At OUR house, it's, "Give a dog a PHONE...!"
uversaprod9
uversaprod9,
User Rank: Strategist
1/20/2019 | 12:45:15 PM
"OK, Google... Squirrels!"
"After I repeatedly told her, 'No!' -  I gave up and taught her how to say, "OK Google... Squirrels!"
uversaprod9
uversaprod9,
User Rank: Strategist
1/21/2019 | 12:53:47 AM
Paw-ke Man Go!
"Now, we come here to play Paw-ke Man Go!"
PanamaVet
PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/21/2019 | 8:29:13 AM
The Graduate
His favorite blog is Dog In The Middle attacks at DarkReading.com
joycemiller
joycemiller,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/21/2019 | 3:54:26 PM
Embrace the technology
Well, when the alternative is sniffing butts...
PanamaVet
PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/22/2019 | 9:05:43 AM
Dr. John Klossner
He's asking Dr. Klossner for a tummy-tuck, a nose job, some fur...
tsheldon931
tsheldon931,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/22/2019 | 1:57:38 PM
Dog park cartoon
They are calling the SPCA. Apparently, we are not doing a good enough job of picking up after them.
JohnM217
JohnM217,
User Rank: Strategist
1/24/2019 | 12:50:32 PM
Re: Dog park cartoon
Who would have thought the iBone would be so popular...
Kristendean80
Kristendean80,
User Rank: Strategist
1/24/2019 | 7:19:29 PM
Re: Dog park cartoon
The animal version of taking your cell phone to the bathroom
WallyDragon
WallyDragon,
User Rank: Strategist
1/25/2019 | 5:23:59 AM
Re: Dog park cartoon
Is it me, or is a dog using a phone just a little bit weird?
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/23/2019 | 5:58:33 AM
js09
"You wouldn't believe the Snaps we caught ours sending. We're getting him fixed today."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/23/2019 | 6:01:48 AM
js10
"I think there's a virus going around. Ours started barking in Russian yesterday."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/23/2019 | 6:04:59 AM
js11
"Did yours get breached too? Fido's on hold with the bank now."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/23/2019 | 6:11:33 AM
js12
"IT layoffs happen all the time. The worst part is having to train our replacements."
ptdavis416
ptdavis416,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/23/2019 | 1:32:09 PM
Re: js12
Don't tell me I am the only one who thought: "Beats pee-mail!" Anyone who has a dog has said this when their dog starts sniffing.
CloudNative
CloudNative,
User Rank: Apprentice
1/28/2019 | 5:00:30 PM
Mine can't get enough of Pokmon GO
Mine can't get enough of Pokémon GO
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/24/2019 | 1:12:39 AM
js13
"I thought about teaching him to 'play dead,' but why bother at this point?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/24/2019 | 1:14:57 AM
js14
"Nah, he won't use Chrome or Edge. He insists on running Tor with Tails."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/24/2019 | 1:20:55 AM
js15
"He's not that smart. He's running iOS 11 on a 5c."
Blaze007
Blaze007,
User Rank: Strategist
1/24/2019 | 9:53:49 AM
A Dog's Life
"Fido hasn't picked up a scent yet, but I just know he's bound to sniff packets any day now!"
acampbell448
acampbell448,
User Rank: Ninja
1/28/2019 | 11:45:15 AM
Subreddit
No wonder the Cat subreddit has become so popular!
MrPink10
MrPink10,
User Rank: Strategist
1/30/2019 | 3:05:59 PM
Post
It's a dog tweet dog world.
FKREITZBERG980
FKREITZBERG980,
User Rank: Moderator
1/30/2019 | 8:10:07 PM
A Dog's Life
I tried to get him to focus on App level permissions but he gave the "Bone Finder" App access to everything.
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/30/2019 | 11:27:02 PM
js16
"I just don't get their obsession with cat pictures."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/31/2019 | 6:43:25 PM
js17
"I miss the days when we were just trying to make sure they didn't spend all day watching DogTV."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
1/31/2019 | 6:54:48 PM
js18
"Not much of a service dog. He's only got two bars."
Kristendean80
Kristendean80,
User Rank: Strategist
2/2/2019 | 6:42:55 PM
Caption Contest
The Vet called. My appointment is canceled!
lakers85
lakers85,
User Rank: Strategist
2/3/2019 | 7:03:52 AM
No Joke...
Sorry, I didnt see your text message reply about our venue & time change for our meeting. My dog enabled facial and two factor authentication on all my devices. Its almost as if Ive been hacked.
sdpoole
sdpoole,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/4/2019 | 11:39:41 AM
A Dog's Life Toon caption contest
Did you take your dog to the third party vendor risk assesment training? Mine is vetting our dog food suppliers as we speak!
PanamaVet
PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
2/4/2019 | 5:00:39 PM
Near Sighted
NFL Football Operations is renewing his Side Judge contract and transferring us to Los Angelas.
ianrod
ianrod,
User Rank: Strategist
2/5/2019 | 8:36:43 AM
Caption
I know Facebook security has gone to the dogs but, this is ridiculous.
bchun945
bchun945,
User Rank: Apprentice
2/5/2019 | 8:56:27 PM
He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
Telemarketing: He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
jrig1842
jrig1842,
User Rank: Strategist
2/7/2019 | 1:58:41 PM
Reach out and touch someone
You remember that slogan right?  His bark is now definitely worse than his bite.
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
2/7/2019 | 6:36:58 PM
js19
"I don't even bother to bring a tennis ball anymore. Did you know there's an app for playing fetch?"


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