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Name that Toon: A Dog's Life
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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:39:12 AM
js01

"Same."

Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:40:05 AM
js02
"Well, I tried putting a leash on my Millennial, but he still won't leave the house."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/12/2019 | 11:42:38 AM
js03
"We just finished training ours, so he's got a lot of 'rollover' minutes."
pcguy36
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pcguy36,
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1/12/2019 | 12:02:00 PM
pcguy
"My cat just switched from a PC to a tablet, he hated using that damn mouse."
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/14/2019 | 8:54:47 AM
PanamaVet
Motion detected alert
blightsey3921
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blightsey3921,
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1/14/2019 | 9:55:15 AM
dog's life
I decided to get the Social Retreiver because the Media Terrier is too yappy with too short of an attention span.
bina
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bina,
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1/14/2019 | 11:09:51 AM
Dog's Life
They're just too busy to play with us anymore.
GWAIN
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GWAIN,
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1/14/2019 | 5:31:33 PM
Pack Animals
I bring her here for the social media interaction.
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 12:51:54 PM
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
It very important to take them to a place where they can socialize.
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 12:56:33 PM
Phone assistance dogs
Phone assistance dogs
mascari
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mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 1:00:04 PM
Digital guard dogs
Digital guard dogs
mascari
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mascari,
User Rank: Guru
1/15/2019 | 1:02:25 PM
Really! Mine stopped barking too! But, I don't know why.
Really!  Mine stopped barking too!  But, I don't know why.
mascari
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mascari,
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1/15/2019 | 1:05:10 PM
I lost my left hand when I tried to slowly reach for the phone while he was talking....
I lost my left hand when I tried to slowly reach for the phone while he was talking....
FKREITZBERG980
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FKREITZBERG980,
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1/15/2019 | 2:36:23 PM
Mobile Phone Dog
He sent me a text, he will stop looking at his phone on our walks if I stop looking at mine.
Ratteau
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1/15/2019 | 2:46:33 PM
Plan is a go
Project Dog Supremacy is a go at 1400
REISEN1955
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REISEN1955,
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1/15/2019 | 2:49:26 PM
Re: Plan is a go
It's a new app.  Find-a-Bone.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/15/2019 | 3:53:53 PM
js04
"He's got 'Speak' down, but we haven't taught him 'Text' yet."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/15/2019 | 3:54:07 PM
js05
"He's a Millennial in dog years."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/15/2019 | 4:15:14 PM
js06
"I don't bother with plastic bags anymore. We just hail a Poober."
andy.ramsdale
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1/16/2019 | 6:59:14 AM
A Dog's Life
Mine's not so smart, he just has a basic walkie talkie
andy.ramsdale
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andy.ramsdale,
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1/16/2019 | 7:01:42 AM
Dog's Life
The dog 'n' bone has come a long way since I was a lad
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
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1/16/2019 | 9:00:59 AM
This dog can hunt
He qualified for Elite Singles mining bitcoin on public WiFi...
jpitz31
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1/16/2019 | 1:28:36 PM
New Caption
"It appears they are all using the new app called 'Cats near me'"
Len Sebesta
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Len Sebesta,
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1/16/2019 | 1:59:44 PM
Party like it's 1993
On the SS7 network, nobody knows you're a dog.
srogers57001
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srogers57001,
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1/17/2019 | 10:23:23 AM
Caption
I remember when butt-sniffing didn't require MFA.
cdunn355
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cdunn355,
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1/17/2019 | 12:12:02 PM
I remember when...
I remember when we were trying to teach him to speak. Now, thanks to Star Trek, we have the universal translator!
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1/17/2019 | 2:09:12 PM
A dog's Life
If we had kniown they would grow up ignoring us like this, we could have had children.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/18/2019 | 3:49:17 AM
js07
"I don't mind him using my phone. I mind that he's able to unlock it with FaceID."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/19/2019 | 8:20:35 PM
js08
"He just showed up at my doorstep one day without a geotag."
uversaprod9
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uversaprod9,
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1/20/2019 | 12:35:01 PM
Dog Screen
"Sit," "Stay" and "Heel" is now "No Texting" - "No Posting" and  "Put the damn phone down!"
uversaprod9
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1/20/2019 | 12:36:24 PM
Puppy Post
"Our 'Less Screen Time' Family Policy is being whole-heartedly and doggedly dismissed...!"
uversaprod9
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uversaprod9,
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1/20/2019 | 12:37:32 PM
Give a Dog a Phone
"Give a dog a bone...?!" At OUR house, it's, "Give a dog a PHONE...!"
uversaprod9
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uversaprod9,
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1/20/2019 | 12:45:15 PM
"OK, Google... Squirrels!"
"After I repeatedly told her, 'No!' -  I gave up and taught her how to say, "OK Google... Squirrels!"
uversaprod9
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uversaprod9,
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1/21/2019 | 12:53:47 AM
Paw-ke Man Go!
"Now, we come here to play Paw-ke Man Go!"
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/21/2019 | 8:29:13 AM
The Graduate
His favorite blog is Dog In The Middle attacks at DarkReading.com
joycemiller
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joycemiller,
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1/21/2019 | 3:54:26 PM
Embrace the technology
Well, when the alternative is sniffing butts...
PanamaVet
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PanamaVet,
User Rank: Strategist
1/22/2019 | 9:05:43 AM
Dr. John Klossner
He's asking Dr. Klossner for a tummy-tuck, a nose job, some fur...
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1/22/2019 | 1:57:38 PM
Dog park cartoon
They are calling the SPCA. Apparently, we are not doing a good enough job of picking up after them.
JohnM217
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1/24/2019 | 12:50:32 PM
Re: Dog park cartoon
Who would have thought the iBone would be so popular...
Kristendean80
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1/24/2019 | 7:19:29 PM
Re: Dog park cartoon
The animal version of taking your cell phone to the bathroom
WallyDragon
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WallyDragon,
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1/25/2019 | 5:23:59 AM
Re: Dog park cartoon
Is it me, or is a dog using a phone just a little bit weird?
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/23/2019 | 5:58:33 AM
js09
"You wouldn't believe the Snaps we caught ours sending. We're getting him fixed today."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 6:01:48 AM
js10
"I think there's a virus going around. Ours started barking in Russian yesterday."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 6:04:59 AM
js11
"Did yours get breached too? Fido's on hold with the bank now."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/23/2019 | 6:11:33 AM
js12
"IT layoffs happen all the time. The worst part is having to train our replacements."
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1/23/2019 | 1:32:09 PM
Re: js12
Don't tell me I am the only one who thought: "Beats pee-mail!" Anyone who has a dog has said this when their dog starts sniffing.
CloudNative
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1/28/2019 | 5:00:30 PM
Mine can't get enough of Pokmon GO
Mine can't get enough of Pokémon GO
Joe Stanganelli
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1/24/2019 | 1:12:39 AM
js13
"I thought about teaching him to 'play dead,' but why bother at this point?"
Joe Stanganelli
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1/24/2019 | 1:14:57 AM
js14
"Nah, he won't use Chrome or Edge. He insists on running Tor with Tails."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/24/2019 | 1:20:55 AM
js15
"He's not that smart. He's running iOS 11 on a 5c."
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1/24/2019 | 9:53:49 AM
A Dog's Life
"Fido hasn't picked up a scent yet, but I just know he's bound to sniff packets any day now!"
acampbell448
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1/28/2019 | 11:45:15 AM
Subreddit
No wonder the Cat subreddit has become so popular!
MrPink10
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MrPink10,
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1/30/2019 | 3:05:59 PM
Post
It's a dog tweet dog world.
FKREITZBERG980
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1/30/2019 | 8:10:07 PM
A Dog's Life
I tried to get him to focus on App level permissions but he gave the "Bone Finder" App access to everything.
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
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1/30/2019 | 11:27:02 PM
js16
"I just don't get their obsession with cat pictures."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/31/2019 | 6:43:25 PM
js17
"I miss the days when we were just trying to make sure they didn't spend all day watching DogTV."
Joe Stanganelli
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1/31/2019 | 6:54:48 PM
js18
"Not much of a service dog. He's only got two bars."
Kristendean80
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Kristendean80,
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2/2/2019 | 6:42:55 PM
Caption Contest
The Vet called. My appointment is canceled!
lakers85
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lakers85,
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2/3/2019 | 7:03:52 AM
No Joke...
Sorry, I didnt see your text message reply about our venue & time change for our meeting. My dog enabled facial and two factor authentication on all my devices. Its almost as if Ive been hacked.
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sdpoole,
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2/4/2019 | 11:39:41 AM
A Dog's Life Toon caption contest
Did you take your dog to the third party vendor risk assesment training? Mine is vetting our dog food suppliers as we speak!
PanamaVet
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2/4/2019 | 5:00:39 PM
Near Sighted
NFL Football Operations is renewing his Side Judge contract and transferring us to Los Angelas.
ianrod
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2/5/2019 | 8:36:43 AM
Caption
I know Facebook security has gone to the dogs but, this is ridiculous.
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2/5/2019 | 8:56:27 PM
He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
Telemarketing: He's making over $10,000 a month just calling random numbers.
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2/7/2019 | 1:58:41 PM
Reach out and touch someone
You remember that slogan right?  His bark is now definitely worse than his bite.
Joe Stanganelli
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2/7/2019 | 6:36:58 PM
js19
"I don't even bother to bring a tennis ball anymore. Did you know there's an app for playing fetch?"


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