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Name That Toon: Naughty or Nice
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ThomasW452
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ThomasW452,
User Rank: Strategist
12/1/2016 | 8:16:26 AM
Identity theft protection
The new guys taking his Identity theft protection to a whole new level
Romrix
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Romrix,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/30/2016 | 11:25:02 PM
Winning comment.

Every year he checks his lists and every year he uses my terminal.
He only picks mine because my name is Rudolph. I just wish he'd quit honking my nose.

Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2016 | 6:39:47 PM
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"I need to file an HR complaint.  The new guy just asked me to sit on his lap."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2016 | 6:38:40 PM
g (Data Protection)
"Yeah, but what if we have an outage?  At least Jesus saves."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2016 | 6:36:54 PM
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"Sure, he's fun to have around, but we really should get back to our roots and hire that guy who applied ages ago."
Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
11/30/2016 | 6:22:28 PM
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"I think this is a sign that most of us NSA analysts are about to be laid off."
mathmania
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mathmania,
User Rank: Apprentice
11/30/2016 | 4:03:36 PM
On-time Deliverables
The new guys swears he'll have the project delivered by the 25th.
Meleon42
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Meleon42,
User Rank: Strategist
11/30/2016 | 1:16:54 PM
privacy acts affect eveything
Now that kids are texting Santa their wishlist, Santa has to be COPA compliant. We agreed to allow him to use a secured system...you know, so ECorp gets off the naughty list.
gmadden
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gmadden,
User Rank: Strategist
11/30/2016 | 11:32:45 AM
Browser History
Ever since Santa got a job with the NSA, more and more people have been getting coal.
Y-not!
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Y-not!,
User Rank: Strategist
11/30/2016 | 10:28:02 AM
New algorithm
We've implemented a new "naughty or nice" algorithm based on social media feeds.

There are going to be lots of dissapointed children this year...
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