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Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
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Marilyn Cohodas
Marilyn Cohodas,
User Rank: Strategist
5/24/2016 | 9:56:31 AM
We have a new Caption Contest!
Give us your best shot and win an Amazon gift card. 
rkeefer
rkeefer,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/24/2016 | 10:06:44 AM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
"They told me that using different passwords for each site is more secure."
vnge
vnge,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/24/2016 | 5:23:37 PM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
"My password is divided up between these stickies, talk about encryption!"
Y-not!
Y-not!,
User Rank: Strategist
5/26/2016 | 12:57:27 PM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
I'm using a 256Post-It cipher.
DarthGump
DarthGump,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/27/2016 | 9:49:21 AM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
This is my private cloud
VFEEHAN019
VFEEHAN019,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/1/2016 | 10:17:39 AM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
NO! I can't find my password... what's your point?
ChrisGlitz
ChrisGlitz,
User Rank: Strategist
6/2/2016 | 12:29:12 PM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
It's OK...I'm using P.G.P. (Pretty Good Post-Its)
EricW851
EricW851,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/25/2016 | 5:02:56 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
They told me to use multifactor authentication so my username is something I know and my multiple sticky notes with passwords is something I have. 
porkins27
porkins27,
User Rank: Strategist
5/25/2016 | 9:22:32 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
IT said I needed to backup my files to the "physical desk".
porkins27
porkins27,
User Rank: Strategist
5/25/2016 | 9:55:00 AM
Forgot My Password
Sure, I save a textfile with all of my passwords to the desktop, but why stop there?
porkins27
porkins27,
User Rank: Strategist
5/25/2016 | 10:04:11 AM
Forgot My Password
The boss said to use Evernote, but all I had was Post-it notes.
braney601
braney601,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/25/2016 | 11:02:46 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
"What do you mean 'Try Piñata' "?
Meleon42
Meleon42,
User Rank: Strategist
5/25/2016 | 12:54:42 PM
name that toon: forgot my password
They thought not allowing me to reuse my last 100 passwords would make me just think of new passwords. I now just have more post its!
bboink1
bboink1,
User Rank: Strategist
5/25/2016 | 3:35:38 PM
name that toon: forgot my password
"What? Your's is under you're keyboard"
dfoley72
dfoley72,
User Rank: Strategist
5/25/2016 | 4:49:49 PM
Security through Obscurity
If I only could remember which post-it contains the real password.
ThomasW452
ThomasW452,
User Rank: Strategist
5/26/2016 | 11:19:33 AM
text message:
Your passwords been changed
The decryption code is on the postit on your desk
ajones980
ajones980,
User Rank: Strategist
5/26/2016 | 2:17:27 PM
caption
Yeah, I'm a Domain Admin, I have to change my password once a week, and it cant match any of my previous 200.
Mike Smith
Mike Smith,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/26/2016 | 2:53:20 PM
Sticking it to the man
I used to use a password manager but they got greedy and started charging $0.99 a year. They must think I'm stupid.
PaulH842
PaulH842,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/26/2016 | 3:17:24 PM
Texture
Yep I know they are all blank...I just like the texture.
GuestLuthier
GuestLuthier,
User Rank: Strategist
5/27/2016 | 11:53:40 AM
PGP - Pretty Good Postits
I'm going to increase the complexity of our password managment solution and get some multi-coloured post-its.
robshi
robshi,
User Rank: Strategist
5/27/2016 | 12:45:51 PM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
Is it secure?!  It's so secure, even I can't figure out my password.
ncbluedevil
ncbluedevil,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/27/2016 | 2:59:17 PM
Caption
It really sucks being on the migratory path for post-it notes.
osoler336
osoler336,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/28/2016 | 10:27:11 AM
OPM
Office of Personnel Management's security measures!
bgeisler913
bgeisler913,
User Rank: Strategist
5/28/2016 | 1:55:08 PM
Password Managment
I never use the same password twice.
idmdude
idmdude,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/28/2016 | 11:54:16 PM
Too complex
I find password manager apps to be too complex.
idmdude
idmdude,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/28/2016 | 11:54:16 PM
Too complex
I find password manager apps to be too complex.
mskarenjo1
mskarenjo1,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/29/2016 | 4:00:05 AM
Bob's Wall of Access Control
As an avid Trump fan, Bob built a wall of access control against his co-workers!
hewenthatway
hewenthatway,
User Rank: Strategist
5/29/2016 | 5:42:06 AM
name.That.Toon.vol.3
Security through Obscurity
Simmony
Simmony,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/29/2016 | 10:49:47 AM
Security master
Joke's on them, none of these post-its has my password.
RickyG186
RickyG186,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/30/2016 | 7:11:52 PM
Caption
You think this qualifies as 1024 Post-It encryption?
Whoopty
Whoopty,
User Rank: Ninja
5/31/2016 | 8:13:13 AM
Re: Caption
I think Ricky's going to take this one, but here's mine anyway:

"These password managers aren't as time saving as you made out."
redburns28
redburns28,
User Rank: Strategist
5/31/2016 | 1:49:36 AM
Password Caption
"I've forgotten my password..."
MatthewH144
MatthewH144,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/31/2016 | 10:01:57 AM
Re: Caption
"What can I say?  I'm old-school."
Natiku
Natiku,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/31/2016 | 10:50:32 AM
Help desk system down again?
Nope, just all our user password post-it notes I collected again this morning.
rouker23
rouker23,
User Rank: Strategist
5/31/2016 | 3:14:46 PM
Are those all your passwords?
"No, I really just like the color yellow."
abdreamn
abdreamn,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/31/2016 | 3:27:14 PM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
Sales Help Dest
SEN7INEL
SEN7INEL,
User Rank: Apprentice
5/31/2016 | 4:42:41 PM
Caption
localhost login: TheseDimwitsThinkIWouldPutMyPasswordOnAStickyNote??
ioshield
ioshield,
User Rank: Guru
6/1/2016 | 6:40:49 AM
My entry
Post-its are the old school version of Evernote. That's just how I roll.
azzigoom99
azzigoom99,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/1/2016 | 8:28:50 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
Your password?  Sometimes I wish I was never promoted to Password Manager.
robshi
robshi,
User Rank: Strategist
6/1/2016 | 9:03:36 AM
Passwords for Bitcoins
... AND for just seven Bitcoins, you can buy your password back.
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/1/2016 | 10:20:28 AM
1.
"Now if only I could remember my user ID."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/1/2016 | 10:21:01 AM
2.
"Um, can I borrow a pen?"
DavidW85203
DavidW85203,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/1/2016 | 10:26:49 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
No.  My wife keeps calling with 'one more thing' for me to do on the way home.
ScoobsMcGee
ScoobsMcGee,
User Rank: Strategist
6/1/2016 | 10:35:09 AM
D'oh
I was told to stop using Excel to store my passwords.
DanielC647
DanielC647,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/2/2016 | 8:20:15 AM
My Ideas:
Delegation: You're probably doing it right.
Sticking it to the man!
Sticking to the plan!

Lifes about balance, and I pick up the slack!

I'm still waiting on those reports. I need them to go talk to friends in a meeting for hours -.-'
clark1clark1
clark1clark1,
User Rank: Strategist
6/3/2016 | 10:37:51 AM
3M
3M Corp original Multifactor solution.
clark1clark1
clark1clark1,
User Rank: Strategist
6/3/2016 | 10:39:09 AM
Re: 3M
How about:   This comment is waiting for review by our moderators. I litterally thought that was the caption and it's hillarious.
georgievz
georgievz,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/2/2016 | 9:54:22 AM
Cartoon Caption
In this way I protect myself from password scuba diving... but I can't find my password either!
MatthewS897
MatthewS897,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/2/2016 | 10:30:14 AM
Cartoon Caption
"Wait, there's a 'forgot my password' link?"
cremacs@gmail.com
[email protected],
User Rank: Apprentice
6/2/2016 | 10:50:01 AM
cartoon caption
I'm very security conscious, I use different passwords for every website I visit.
RobertT145
RobertT145,
User Rank: Strategist
6/2/2016 | 11:33:40 AM
name that toon
I wouldn't have to do this Jim, if Carol would stop looking over my shoulder when I am logging in!
finkga
finkga,
User Rank: Strategist
6/2/2016 | 11:39:55 AM
Caption
"This way no one will know which one is my *real* password!"
graugeist
graugeist,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/2/2016 | 11:42:21 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
"To secure my password I've copied every word in the dictionary to a sticky."  
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/2/2016 | 12:23:09 PM
3.
"Very funny. Where's the one with my actual password?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/2/2016 | 12:25:40 PM
4.
"It's okay.  I don't store them in plaintext."
AdamJ273
AdamJ273,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/3/2016 | 11:33:22 AM
The solution is
Well we have a MIlitary Grade Encryption solution for loss of passwords and Hacks. If you wouild like to know more let me know
maas15
maas15,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/3/2016 | 12:33:48 PM
Caption
Jim's been a bit distracted since he got divorced.
FrancoisY902
FrancoisY902,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/3/2016 | 3:30:21 PM
Old School
When you're old school and don't realize that your boss meant "sticky notes" on your desktop.
Summervox
Summervox,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/4/2016 | 10:26:38 AM
Security Architect
"So I've created a new system to keep everyone's passwords safe. All you need to do is connect to a VPN with your new set of credentials, get your two-factor authentication code and enter that in, mount the share containing our encrypted password database, open the database using the master password, and then use your sub-group password to access your personal password keychain. It's very simple..."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/4/2016 | 10:34:40 AM
5.
"I figure if I steal a few more I can reshingle my house."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/4/2016 | 10:35:30 AM
6.
"The hope is that if anyone tries to hack into my workstation, they'll get a paper cut."
hewenthatway
hewenthatway,
User Rank: Strategist
6/5/2016 | 7:47:24 PM
Second attempt...
Bob, when I told you to post it, I meant on the company wiki.
Bryantj2
Bryantj2,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/4/2016 | 9:35:27 PM
Caption
It works the same way as choosing the holy grail in the movie 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/5/2016 | 11:56:17 AM
7.
"Hey, what's my email address again?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/5/2016 | 11:59:18 AM
8.
"I'm kind of buried here."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/6/2016 | 11:56:24 AM
9.
"I try not to use the same password twice."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/6/2016 | 11:57:52 AM
10.
"I forgot to order more Post-Its."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/7/2016 | 9:40:34 AM
11.
"Do you have a key to the office supply closet?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/7/2016 | 9:41:44 AM
12.
"They're just reminders. Like this one that reminds me to mind my own business."
Meleon42
Meleon42,
User Rank: Strategist
6/7/2016 | 12:44:15 PM
Name That Toon Caption
Each one is a possible caption that Joe will submit! :)
HectorJ000
HectorJ000,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/8/2016 | 12:25:18 PM
Name That Toon: Forgot my password
...Just in case
Sukanya Chandrashekar
Sukanya Chandrashekar,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/9/2016 | 6:44:24 AM
Caption:
Well, they banned password re-use. What do you expect me to do? 
pmueller079
pmueller079,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/9/2016 | 11:50:50 AM
Cartoon
I need to know everyone's password to provide the best IT support.....
SheriC980
SheriC980,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/9/2016 | 3:12:14 PM
Forgot my password caption
I need a better password keeper system!
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/9/2016 | 7:35:07 PM
13.
"Happy birthday."
Kyrgios
Kyrgios,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/10/2016 | 2:24:50 AM
Re: 13.
NICE POST
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/10/2016 | 12:24:27 PM
14.
"Wait.  Was that today?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/10/2016 | 12:28:42 PM
15.
"It's so annoying when people cover their desks with pictures of their families."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/11/2016 | 11:46:36 PM
(Lost count)
"This is how I keep track of my excuses for being late."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/11/2016 | 11:47:45 PM
17.
"Okay, wise guy. How would you decorate?"
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/12/2016 | 12:03:44 AM
18.
"It's the art of misdirection. Nobody notices I play World of Warcraft all day."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/12/2016 | 12:08:09 AM
19.
"What was your third-grade teacher's name, what street did you grow up on, and what was the make and model of your first car? Just out of curiosity."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/13/2016 | 8:46:23 AM
20.
"My workstation is running out of memory space."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/13/2016 | 8:51:50 AM
21.
"Someone stole my recycling bin in 1998."
elroyjetson
elroyjetson,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/13/2016 | 11:43:35 AM
Caption this toon
Something is wrong with my AdBlocker.
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/14/2016 | 5:56:32 AM
22.
"IT won't approve my request for a bigger hard drive, and Legal won't let us use the cloud."
cynrgy
cynrgy,
User Rank: Strategist
6/14/2016 | 1:30:10 PM
Cartoon Contest
Hey, can i borrow a sticky note...
cynrgy
cynrgy,
User Rank: Strategist
6/14/2016 | 1:31:07 PM
Name That Toon
Hey, can i borrow a sticky note...
AllisonC78602
AllisonC78602,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/14/2016 | 3:01:51 PM
Contest
I can't save my passwords, that's not safe.
ScoobsMcGee
ScoobsMcGee,
User Rank: Strategist
6/15/2016 | 2:32:44 PM
Not an Entry
Could we start a secondary contest to guess what number Cap'n Stanganelli will make it up to?
mamboN5
mamboN5,
User Rank: Apprentice
6/16/2016 | 9:28:28 AM
Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
first person says: it's Thursday

second syas: I'm thursty two

3rd says: Lets go get a beer


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