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Name That Toon: Forgot My Password
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Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/4/2016 | 10:35:30 AM
"The hope is that if anyone tries to hack into my workstation, they'll get a paper cut."
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/4/2016 | 10:34:40 AM
"I figure if I steal a few more I can reshingle my house."
User Rank: Apprentice
6/4/2016 | 10:26:38 AM
Security Architect
"So I've created a new system to keep everyone's passwords safe. All you need to do is connect to a VPN with your new set of credentials, get your two-factor authentication code and enter that in, mount the share containing our encrypted password database, open the database using the master password, and then use your sub-group password to access your personal password keychain. It's very simple..."
User Rank: Apprentice
6/3/2016 | 3:30:21 PM
Old School
When you're old school and don't realize that your boss meant "sticky notes" on your desktop.
User Rank: Apprentice
6/3/2016 | 12:33:48 PM
Jim's been a bit distracted since he got divorced.
User Rank: Apprentice
6/3/2016 | 11:33:22 AM
The solution is
Well we have a MIlitary Grade Encryption solution for loss of passwords and Hacks. If you wouild like to know more let me know
User Rank: Strategist
6/3/2016 | 10:39:09 AM
Re: 3M
How about:   This comment is waiting for review by our moderators. I litterally thought that was the caption and it's hillarious.
User Rank: Strategist
6/3/2016 | 10:37:51 AM
3M Corp original Multifactor solution.
User Rank: Strategist
6/2/2016 | 12:29:12 PM
Re: We have a new Caption Contest!
It's OK...I'm using P.G.P. (Pretty Good Post-Its)
Joe Stanganelli
Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Ninja
6/2/2016 | 12:25:40 PM
"It's okay.  I don't store them in plaintext."
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